Best Dishes

5

Focaccia Casa Bianca · Austin, TX · Mar 3, 2026 the best thing of the night, perfect bread anise + black caraway seed, whey caramel whipped butter

$9.00 5

chips n’ dips Nixta Taqueria · Austin, TX · Jan 16, 2026 (+$6 for avocado crema) / made me like beans

$10.00 4

whipped brie with blackberry and honey, brioche Ada's · Las Vegas, NV · Apr 11, 2026 I wasn't the biggest fan, but both Max and Paul fought for this "very good."

$16.00 4

Green Onion Pancake Dough Zone Dumpling House Seattle Pine Street · Seattle, WA · Jan 30, 2026

$4.35 4

Pan Fried Pork Buns Dough Zone Dumpling House Seattle Pine Street · Seattle, WA · Jan 30, 2026

$10.45 4

Rosemary Sourdough Focaccia L'Oca d'Oro · Austin, TX · Jan 23, 2026

$10.00 4

Escargots a la Bourguignonne Justine's · Austin, TX · Jan 15, 2026

$18.00 4

Au Pear Salad Windy City Pie · Seattle, WA · Nov 21, 2025

4

Scallop Goi Tam Tam · Miami, FL · Jul 23, 2025

$21.00 4

Chicken Karaage Loro · Austin, TX · Aug 9, 2024

$0.00 4

Bacon, Biscuits, Butter Orchard City Kitchen · San Jose, CA · Jun 12, 2023

4

Alaskan King Crab & Caviar Wing Lei · Las Vegas, NV · Oct 10, 2021

4

Mac and Cheese Peche · Austin, TX · Sep 18, 2021

$18.00 3

PEI mussels with aji coconut broth Ada's · Las Vegas, NV · Apr 11, 2026

$18.00 3

Insalata di Rinforzo Sinatra · Las Vegas, NV · Apr 10, 2026 I don't remember, but we were so starved for greens that anything salad sounded good.

$25.00 3

Polipo Sinatra · Las Vegas, NV · Apr 10, 2026 Octopus was cooked well. I prefer the Mediterranean style where it's a bit more charred, but it was cooked well, which is the test.

$36.00 3

Pot Stickers Mama Surang Thai Kitchen · Las Vegas, NV · Apr 10, 2026

$10.95 3

Garlic Edamame Mama Surang Thai Kitchen · Las Vegas, NV · Apr 10, 2026

$6.95 3

Duk Buk Gi (#08 - Spicy Rice Cake) Gooyi Gooyi · San Jose, CA · Apr 6, 2026 Not as spicy as I thought it would be. They put ramen and other stuff in there, too, but I just wish it was nothing but rice medallions

$12.99 3

Aquachile Ceviche Merriman's · Maui, HI · Mar 29, 2026

$32.00 3

Fried Shrimp Paia Fish Market Restaurant · Maui, HI · Mar 24, 2026

$9.00 3

Fried Calamari Paia Fish Market Restaurant · Maui, HI · Mar 24, 2026

$10.00 3

Half-Dozen Oysters Van Horn's · Austin, TX · Mar 10, 2026

$24.00 3

Oysters Rockefeller Van Horn's · Austin, TX · Mar 10, 2026 Website says "East Coast" selection

$21.00 3

Oysters Casa Bianca · Austin, TX · Mar 3, 2026 italicus mignonette, chili oil

$4.50 3

Plantain Chips Canje · Austin, TX · Mar 1, 2026

$12.00 3

Chilled Oysters Chez Noir · San Jose, CA · Feb 9, 2026

$14.00 3

Grilled Oysters Chez Noir · San Jose, CA · Feb 9, 2026

$14.00 3

Caviar Funnel Cake Chez Noir · San Jose, CA · Feb 9, 2026

$88.00 3

Bangkok Chives Cake Kalabaw · Seattle, WA · Feb 3, 2026 weird, but weirdly enjoyable

$14.00 3

Pork & Shrimp Potstickers Dough Zone Dumpling House Seattle Pine Street · Seattle, WA · Jan 30, 2026

$7.65 3

Polpette L'Oca d'Oro · Austin, TX · Jan 23, 2026

$18.00 3

Boggy Creek Arugula Salad L'Oca d'Oro · Austin, TX · Jan 23, 2026

$16.00 3

4 Murder Point, AL Justine's · Austin, TX · Jan 15, 2026

$18.00 3

A Oyster House, ME Justine's · Austin, TX · Jan 15, 2026

$18.00 3

Malpecque, PEI Justine's · Austin, TX · Jan 15, 2026

$18.00 3

Charred Chickpea Hummus sifr · Chicago, IL · May 30, 2024

$17.00 3

Korean Fried Chicken Orchard City Kitchen · San Jose, CA · Jun 12, 2023

3

Aguachile Camaron Y Callo El Marisquero · Austin, TX · Dec 10, 2022

3

Haleakala Beef in a Grilled Hana Papaya Mama's Fish House · Maui, HI · May 24, 2022

$32.00 2

cured wagyu beef + aged beef fat Ada's · Las Vegas, NV · Apr 11, 2026

$18.00 2

gem lettuce + snap pea and green goddess Ada's · Las Vegas, NV · Apr 11, 2026 Didn't get a lot of "Green Goddess" flavor. Kind of bland.

$15.00 2

lemon pepper pork ribs + house ranch Ada's · Las Vegas, NV · Apr 11, 2026 The waiter said this was the best thing on the menu. Super lemony. Way too much lemon flavor. Also dry.

$18.00 2

Polpettine Sinatra · Las Vegas, NV · Apr 10, 2026 Meatballs.

$26.00 2

Thai Egg Roll Mama Surang Thai Kitchen · Las Vegas, NV · Apr 10, 2026

$9.95 2

Kimchi Fried Rice Gooyi Gooyi · San Jose, CA · Apr 6, 2026 This came out last. I thought we'd eat this with the meat, but it didn't come out and wasn't fully prepared until all the meat was cooked and only some of the pork neck (cooked last) was left. Even if it was delivered earlier, I think I'd just rather have plain rice.

2

Herb Caesar Casa Bianca · Austin, TX · Mar 3, 2026 lots of parsely, the online menu says artichoke, but I don't know if ours had that, $24 is kind of rich for a caesar salad artichoke, sourdough breadcrumbs

$24.00 2

Confit Fried Chicken Wings Casa Bianca · Austin, TX · Mar 3, 2026 not my favorite, wings not crispy enough calabrian chili jam [3 pc whole wings]

$16.00 2

Cua Nachos Phocific Standard Time (PST) · Seattle, WA · Feb 20, 2026

$16.00 2

Ceviche Fogon · Seattle, WA · Feb 18, 2026 Very generous serving size

$15.00 2

Green Beans with Garlic Kalabaw · Seattle, WA · Feb 3, 2026

$15.00 2

Broccoli with Seafood Sauce Dough Zone Dumpling House Seattle Pine Street · Seattle, WA · Jan 30, 2026

$7.20 2

Comté Cheese Popovers Restaurant François · Austin, TX · Jan 22, 2026 Max said these would be amazing. It's cheese and bread, of course it'll be amazing. They came out room temp. Cheese and bread is a default 4. They turned that into a 2.

$16.00 2

Croquetas de Pollo Coqueta · San Francisco, CA · Dec 22, 2025 do you really like snacks? is that real?

2

Croquetas de Jamon Coqueta · San Francisco, CA · Dec 22, 2025

2

Pandesal Musang · Seattle, WA · Sep 26, 2025

2

Oak Grilled Edamame Loro · Austin, TX · Aug 9, 2024

$0.00 2

Ceviche 3 Amigos El Marisquero · Austin, TX · Dec 10, 2022

2

Shrimp Wontons Mama's Fish House · Maui, HI · May 24, 2022

2

Truffle Soup Dumpling w/ Black Truffles Wing Lei · Las Vegas, NV · Oct 10, 2021 Only 1 dumpling, wish there was more.

1

Chef's Crudo du Jour Restaurant François · Austin, TX · Jan 22, 2026 Chewy!!

$22.00 1

Smoked Wings Loro · Austin, TX · Aug 9, 2024

$0.00 1

Mac and Cheese Orchard City Kitchen · San Jose, CA · Jun 12, 2023

5

Turkey and Pastrami Sandwich Freshly Baked Eatery · San Jose, CA · Apr 8, 2026 Split with Jess. Perfect amount of food.

$15.00 5

Wild Boar Pepperpot Canje · Austin, TX · Mar 1, 2026

$29.00 5

Kalbi - if this is the short rib, we all agreed this was the best Korean Charcoal Spring BBQ · San Jose, CA · Feb 7, 2026

5

Duck Carnitas taco Nixta Taqueria · Austin, TX · Jan 16, 2026 still the best in Austin

$10.00 5

Mango Cheesecake (omg sooooo good) Zaika · Seattle, WA · Jan 11, 2026

5

Pineapple and Fire Lonely Siren · Seattle, WA · Nov 16, 2025

5

Ramune ($5!!!) Lee's Kitchen · Austin, TX · Sep 3, 2025

5

Crab & N'Djua Arancini Casa Bianca · Austin, TX · Jul 16, 2025 taleggio, toum

$14.00 5

Hoodie (included a loosie cigarette in it) Tiny House Bar · Omaha, NE · Jun 16, 2024

5

Thai Tea (Chris Tran rating) Young Joni · Minneapolis, MN · Apr 13, 2024

5

Spaghetti Herbsaint · New Orleans, LA · Jun 28, 2023

5

Muscovy Duck ("you were so happy Michael" - Steve) Herbsaint · New Orleans, LA · Jun 28, 2023

5

Hamachi ATX Cocina · Austin, TX · Oct 23, 2022

5

Suadero tacos Suerte · Austin, TX · Oct 15, 2022

5

Tuna Aguachile Comedor · Austin, TX · Aug 17, 2022

5

Bone Marrow Tacos (Amy said whatever?!?) Comedor · Austin, TX · Aug 17, 2022

5

Chocolate Tamale (Amy rating) Comedor · Austin, TX · Aug 17, 2022

5

Whole Branzino ($42) Launderette · Austin, TX · Jul 19, 2022

5

Beef Belly Olamaie · Austin, TX · Jul 10, 2022

5

Flan Olamaie · Austin, TX · Jul 10, 2022

5

Mac & Cheese Peche · Austin, TX · Jul 9, 2022

5

Tagliatelle (from Red Ash) J. Carver's · Austin, TX · Jun 29, 2022

5

Dover Sole w/ Crab J. Carver's · Austin, TX · Jun 29, 2022

5

Rice Beef Tenderloin Vespaio · Austin, TX · May 30, 2022

5

Carbonara Vespaio · Austin, TX · May 30, 2022

5

Stuffed Fish (Kanpachi) Mama's Fish House · Maui, HI · May 24, 2022

5

Electric D cocktail (get it every time) Lin · Austin, TX · May 1, 2022

5

Tuna Aguachile Very Good: Smoked Tuna Comedor · Austin, TX · Feb 27, 2022

5

Octopus Comedor · Austin, TX · Feb 27, 2022

5

Shrimp Tostada Comedor · Austin, TX · Feb 27, 2022

5

Bone Marrow Tacos Good: Pescado Zarandeado Comedor · Austin, TX · Feb 27, 2022

5

Mexican Affogato Whatever: Quesadilla Comedor · Austin, TX · Feb 27, 2022

5

Tajin Pavlova Comedor · Austin, TX · Feb 27, 2022

5

Whole Branzino Launderette · Austin, TX · Feb 26, 2022

5

Ice Cream Sandwiches Launderette · Austin, TX · Feb 26, 2022

5

Wild Honey drink Very Good: Striped Bass Crudo Launderette · Austin, TX · Feb 26, 2022

5

Brussels Sprouts Launderette · Austin, TX · Feb 26, 2022

5

Muscovy Duck Leg Confit Herbsaint · New Orleans, LA · Jan 18, 2022

5

Akaushi Dry-Aged Ribeye with Kohlrabi Beer Cheese filled Donut Barley Swine · Austin, TX · Dec 18, 2021

5

Housemade Spaghetti (we got 2) Herbsaint · New Orleans, LA · Oct 15, 2021

5

Muscovy Duck Leg Confit Herbsaint · New Orleans, LA · Oct 15, 2021

5

Nothing Sammie's Italian · Austin, TX · Oct 2, 2021

4

Veal Parmigiana Sinatra · Las Vegas, NV · Apr 10, 2026 Very solid. Poor little cow. Probably would still always opt for the chicken parmigiana.

$75.00 4

Prime New Kot Sal Gui (#04 - Fresh Prime New Sliced Short Rib without a Bone) Gooyi Gooyi · San Jose, CA · Apr 6, 2026 Just get two of these and the Duk Buk Gi and call it a day.

$48.99 4

Chicken Sandwich (Medium) Ma'Ono · Seattle, WA · Apr 2, 2026 Lauren said it might be a little spicy for me, but I didn't notice the heat at all. Honestly was kind of mild. Very good chicken/sandwich.

$15.95 4

Marlin Fish Tacos South Maui Fish Company · Maui, HI · Mar 31, 2026 Very good. Sloppy.

4

Macadamia Nut-Crusted Kampachi Merriman's · Maui, HI · Mar 29, 2026

$59.00 4

Heavenly Hash Gourdough's Big Fat Donuts & Coffee · Austin, TX · Mar 8, 2026

$9.00 4

Sara's Joy Gourdough's Big Fat Donuts & Coffee · Austin, TX · Mar 8, 2026

$10.00 4

Brown Sugar Fresh Milk + Bubble + Creamccino Come Buy Tea · Seattle, WA · Feb 18, 2026 100% ice

$7.40 4

the best boba I've had in Seattle Come Buy Tea · Seattle, WA · Feb 18, 2026

4

Crudo Tenth House · Seattle, WA · Feb 13, 2026

$22.00 4

Pistachio Tiramisu Tenth House · Seattle, WA · Feb 13, 2026

$14.00 4

Pen-y-cillin - Blended Scotch, Honey, Ginger Syrup, Lemon, Cuttlefish Ink The Urchin · Seattle, WA · Feb 12, 2026 Sea Plane - Lauren's cocktail ($18)

$16.00 4

Santa Barbara Sea Urchin Tagliatelle Chez Noir · San Jose, CA · Feb 9, 2026 I remember this being very good.

$38.00 4

American Wagyu Korean Charcoal Spring BBQ · San Jose, CA · Feb 7, 2026

4

Bulgogi Korean Charcoal Spring BBQ · San Jose, CA · Feb 7, 2026

4

Dan Dan Noodles Dough Zone Dumpling House Seattle Pine Street · Seattle, WA · Jan 30, 2026 Spicy!

$7.90 4

Lasagna L'Oca d'Oro · Austin, TX · Jan 23, 2026 one layer, more like an Italian enchilada, crispy top that everyone liked. was made with verde/green noodles.

$36.00 4

Confit de Canard Justine's · Austin, TX · Jan 15, 2026

$45.00 4

Daily Meat Slice which was white pie with sausage and broccoli (Lauren score) Rocco's · Seattle, WA · Jan 10, 2026

4

Draft Root Beer Rocco's · Seattle, WA · Jan 10, 2026

4

Cynar Flip (Lauren specifically requested) Rob Roy · Seattle, WA · Jan 9, 2026

4

Rice Skirt Steak (Risotto) Vespaio · Austin, TX · Jan 7, 2026

4

Duck Fat Fries - this might be a generous score, but they were solid fries Lynette · Minneapolis, MN · Jan 6, 2026

4

Double Cheeseburger - Chris said it was still the best burger we had in Minneapolis, I thought the bacon we added was a little limp dick Little Tijuana · Minneapolis, MN · Jan 4, 2026

4

Beef Scallion Pancake - Chris liked this, too Little Tijuana · Minneapolis, MN · Jan 4, 2026

4

Lemongrass Ribeye - salad was great, steak cooked perfectly Mandala · Austin, TX · Dec 25, 2025

4

MIROR Sake ( Mandala · Austin, TX · Dec 25, 2025 bottle)

$38.00 4

Pulpo a la Parrilla Coqueta · San Francisco, CA · Dec 22, 2025

4

Big Steak (x2 - Omaha Wagyu) Korean Charcoal Spring BBQ · San Jose, CA · Dec 21, 2025

$69.00 4

Kalbi Korean Charcoal Spring BBQ · San Jose, CA · Dec 21, 2025

4

Scallops - perfectly cooked Be Steak A · San Jose, CA · Dec 21, 2025

4

Lychee Black Tea w/ Boba Din Tai Fung · Seattle, WA · Dec 18, 2025

4

Truffle and Pork Xiao Long Bao Din Tai Fung · Seattle, WA · Dec 18, 2025

4

Chocolate & Mochi Xiao Long Bao Din Tai Fung · Seattle, WA · Dec 18, 2025

4

Lobster Toast Fish Shop · Austin, TX · Dec 5, 2025 butter poached lobster tail and claw with kombu butter buerre blanc and osetra caviar

$31.65 4

Rosellini's Old Fashioned Meatball Pizza Von's Gustobistro · Seattle, WA · Nov 24, 2025

4

Beef Gang Dang (Lauren rating), Mac and Jacks African Amber Ale Bangrak Market · Seattle, WA · Nov 23, 2025

4

Pepperoni Paint Job Slice Windy City Pie · Seattle, WA · Nov 21, 2025

4

Mocha La Parisienne · Seattle, WA · Nov 20, 2025

4

Salmon Handroll Sugo · Seattle, WA · Nov 19, 2025

4

Bluefin Handroll Sugo · Seattle, WA · Nov 19, 2025

4

Urzelina, Shell-o Shot, Siren Song Lonely Siren · Seattle, WA · Nov 16, 2025

4

Clam Pizza Serious Pie · Seattle, WA · Nov 14, 2025

4

Crudo Lutie's · Austin, TX · Sep 17, 2025 Snapper Crudo, Melon, Treviso*

$34.00 4

Chawanmushi Lutie's · Austin, TX · Sep 17, 2025 Bluecrab (Chawanmushi is a delicate Japanese savory egg custard, steamed in a teacup, that is light, jiggly, and silky in texture, with a rich umami flavor from dashi stock)

$26.00 4

Half Focaccia Casa Bianca · Austin, TX · Jul 16, 2025 anise + black caraway seed, whey caramel whipped butter

$5.00 4

Torta de Requeson (Mango) Bar Sotano · Chicago, IL · Apr 23, 2025

4

Catch Sandwich Umekes Fish Market Bar & Grill · Big Island, HI · Mar 23, 2025 Should have just gone with two of these or paired with the tacos.

$31.00 4

Hot Dip Bao (only one bao bun which was unfortunate, Sofia rating Uchiba · Austin, TX · Aug 13, 2024 I said good)

4

Turtle latte (chocolate, caramel, hazelnut) Hardy Coffee · Omaha, NE · Jun 18, 2024

4

Mandem (cocktail), Ham Hock Cochon · New Orleans, LA · May 25, 2024

4

Single Burger w/ Side Fries Little Tijuana · Minneapolis, MN · Apr 11, 2024

4

Chicharron Pork Shank Cabra · Chicago, IL · Mar 21, 2024

4

Cozze Alla Posillipo. Vespaio · Austin, TX · Mar 16, 2024

4

Bluefin Otoro (#1). Bluefin Otoro Aburi (torched Uchiba · Austin, TX · Feb 6, 2024 #2). Grilled scallop.

4

Carne Asada taco on flour. Taqueria 10 de 10 · Austin, TX · Jan 27, 2024

4

Frozen Ice Coffee. Nitro Espresso. Nickel City · Austin, TX · Jan 26, 2024

4

Suadero tacos Suerte · Austin, TX · Aug 31, 2023

4

Black Forest Ice Cream Bufalina · Austin, TX · Aug 12, 2023

4

Tiramisu Panna Cotta Bufalina · Austin, TX · Aug 12, 2023

4

Specialino Spritz (Max rating) Bufalina · Austin, TX · Aug 12, 2023

4

Tuna Aguachile Comedor · Austin, TX · Jul 22, 2023

4

Pavlova Comedor · Austin, TX · Jul 22, 2023

4

Gourmet Italian Little Deli · Austin, TX · Jul 17, 2023

4

Vanilla Pot de Creme Herbsaint · New Orleans, LA · Jun 28, 2023

4

Blackstone Reuben Crescent Moon · Omaha, NE · Jun 21, 2023

4

Tajarin (confit rabbit) Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · May 24, 2023

4

Carrot Cake dessert Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · May 24, 2023

4

Macadamia Nut Catch Beach House · Kauai, HI · May 7, 2023

4

Electric Daisy Festival (drink) Lin · Austin, TX · Apr 24, 2023

4

Shanghai soup dumplings Lin · Austin, TX · Apr 24, 2023

4

Double Cheeseburger Crown & Anchor · Austin, TX · Apr 11, 2023

4

Fries Crown & Anchor · Austin, TX · Apr 11, 2023

4

The Variation (cocktail) Vespaio · Austin, TX · Apr 5, 2023

4

Carbonara Vespaio · Austin, TX · Apr 5, 2023

4

Ice Cream (kids loved it Twin Peaks · Austin, TX · Mar 26, 2023

4

but Twin Peaks couldn't make milkshakes Twin Peaks · Austin, TX · Mar 26, 2023

4

only had a little chocolate sauce left - wtf!!) Twin Peaks · Austin, TX · Mar 26, 2023

4

$100 ramen (especially the vegetables) Mashi No Mashi · Tokyo · Mar 25, 2023

4

Plantain Chips Guyanese Style Roti Carolina Gold Rice "Djondjon" (Paul excellent) Tres Leches Canje · Austin, TX · Mar 5, 2023

4

Pomelo Daisy Flower (drink) Protege · Palo Alto, CA · Feb 17, 2023

4

Bavarian Pretzel Protege · Palo Alto, CA · Feb 17, 2023

4

Crab in the Egg Protege · Palo Alto, CA · Feb 17, 2023

4

Caviar Barley Swine · Austin, TX · Jan 27, 2023

4

Pasta Barley Swine · Austin, TX · Jan 27, 2023

4

Ribeye (they do it with a garlic naan now) Barley Swine · Austin, TX · Jan 27, 2023

4

Pastel de Elote (dessert) Este · Austin, TX · Jan 18, 2023

4

Risotto Intero · Austin, TX · Jan 15, 2023

4

Banana pudding Rosewood Chop House · Austin, TX · Dec 28, 2022

4

Shrimp Quesadilla El Marisquero · Austin, TX · Dec 10, 2022

4

pork belly rice bowl Loro · Austin, TX · Nov 23, 2022

4

crispy smoked chicken Loro · Austin, TX · Nov 23, 2022

4

chocolate chip cookie Loro · Austin, TX · Nov 23, 2022

4

Strawberry & Creamcheese pastry Julie Myrtille Bakery · Austin, TX · Nov 19, 2022

4

Toro Kazu Nori · New York, NY · Nov 13, 2022

4

Piccante Pie John's of Bleeker · New York, NY · Nov 12, 2022

4

Matsutake Rice Porridge Eleven Madison Park · New York, NY · Nov 10, 2022

4

Kabocha Squash Eleven Madison Park · New York, NY · Nov 10, 2022

4

Maitake Mushroom w/ grilled maple & juniper Eleven Madison Park · New York, NY · Nov 10, 2022

4

Grape Sorbet and Consumme Eleven Madison Park · New York, NY · Nov 10, 2022

4

Apple with Birch and Cinnamon Eleven Madison Park · New York, NY · Nov 10, 2022

4

Scallops (Andrew #1 - 8/10) The Carillon · Austin, TX · Nov 8, 2022

4

Fish taco Ensenada ATX · Austin, TX · Nov 4, 2022

4

Chateaubriand Be Steak A · San Jose, CA · Oct 2, 2022

4

Grilled Asparagus Be Steak A · San Jose, CA · Oct 2, 2022

4

Strawberry Saffron Slice Ettan · Palo Alto, CA · Sep 30, 2022

4

Almond Croissant (Amy rating) Pistacia Vera · Columbus, OH · Sep 25, 2022

4

Eggs Lindey's Lindey's · Columbus, OH · Sep 24, 2022

4

Good: Chicken Sandwich Lindey's · Columbus, OH · Sep 24, 2022

4

Bolognaise Justine's · Austin, TX · Aug 26, 2022

4

Clafoutis (Amy's favorite) Justine's · Austin, TX · Aug 26, 2022

4

Creme Brulee Justine's · Austin, TX · Aug 26, 2022

4

Lamb Banh Mi (Andrew + Max rating) Le Bleu · Austin, TX · Aug 23, 2022

4

Pepperoni pizza Monkey's Ink'd Pizza · Austin, TX · Aug 21, 2022

4

Hamachi Crudo J. Carver's · Austin, TX · Aug 16, 2022

4

Bread J. Carver's · Austin, TX · Aug 16, 2022

4

Strawberry Vacherin J. Carver's · Austin, TX · Aug 16, 2022

4

Delta Blues Rice Lutie's · Austin, TX · Aug 9, 2022

4

Beets Lutie's · Austin, TX · Aug 9, 2022

4

Foie Gras (Steve and Paul said A++) Lutie's · Austin, TX · Aug 9, 2022

4

Sapetzle Rosewood Chop House · Austin, TX · Aug 2, 2022

4

Naan Vixen's Wedding · Austin, TX · Jul 31, 2022

4

Watermelon-lime sorbet (dessert) Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · Jul 24, 2022

4

25oz Bone-in NY Strip ($112 Red Ash · Austin, TX · Jul 22, 2022

4

Tuna Aguachile Comedor · Austin, TX · Jul 20, 2022

4

Tacos de Pescado (Grouper - rating mostly from Kevin/Andrew) Comedor · Austin, TX · Jul 20, 2022

4

Baked Yam ($12) Launderette · Austin, TX · Jul 19, 2022

4

Crab Toast (Steve - $20) Launderette · Austin, TX · Jul 19, 2022

4

Rootbeer Semifreddo ($14) Launderette · Austin, TX · Jul 19, 2022

4

Blackened Fish Olamaie · Austin, TX · Jul 10, 2022

4

Brown Butter Sweet Potatoes Olamaie · Austin, TX · Jul 10, 2022

4

Oysters Vol-au-vent Peche · Austin, TX · Jul 9, 2022

4

Bananas Foster Peche · Austin, TX · Jul 9, 2022

4

Lipstick on a Pig Swift's Attic · Austin, TX · Jul 8, 2022

4

Crudo J. Carver's · Austin, TX · Jun 29, 2022

4

Caesar salad J. Carver's · Austin, TX · Jun 29, 2022

4

45oz Porter ($200) J. Carver's · Austin, TX · Jun 29, 2022

4

Gnocchi J. Carver's · Austin, TX · Jun 29, 2022

4

Wok Fried Rice J. Carver's · Austin, TX · Jun 29, 2022

4

Shanghai Soup Dumpling Lin · Austin, TX · Jun 26, 2022

4

Green Beans Sichuan River · Austin, TX · Jun 15, 2022

4

Good: Double Cooked Pork Belly Sichuan River · Austin, TX · Jun 15, 2022

4

Dumplings; Whatever: Pepper Steak Sichuan River · Austin, TX · Jun 15, 2022

4

Dan Dan Noodles Sichuan River · Austin, TX · Jun 15, 2022

4

Salted Carmel Gelatto Vespaio · Austin, TX · May 30, 2022

4

Scallop Crudo Boia De · Miami, FL · May 12, 2022

4

Shanghai Soup Dumpling Lin · Austin, TX · May 1, 2022

4

Good: Shrimp Har Gow Lin · Austin, TX · May 1, 2022

4

Volcano Crispy Shrimp with Honey Pecan Lin · Austin, TX · May 1, 2022

4

Scallion Pancake w/ Curry Dip Lin · Austin, TX · May 1, 2022

4

Lemon Souffle Lin · Austin, TX · May 1, 2022

4

Honeycome Cheesecake Lin · Austin, TX · May 1, 2022

4

Broccolini Il Brutto · Austin, TX · Apr 6, 2022

4

Good: Scallop Crudo Il Brutto · Austin, TX · Apr 6, 2022

4

Beef Tenderloin Il Brutto · Austin, TX · Apr 6, 2022

4

Whatever: Prosciutto di Parma Il Brutto · Austin, TX · Apr 6, 2022

4

Burrata Pizza Il Brutto · Austin, TX · Apr 6, 2022

4

Lamb Scottadito Il Brutto · Austin, TX · Apr 6, 2022

4

Pappardelle Il Brutto · Austin, TX · Apr 6, 2022

4

Ricotta Semifreddo Il Brutto · Austin, TX · Apr 6, 2022

4

Gelato Trio Il Brutto · Austin, TX · Apr 6, 2022

4

Redfish Ceviche Odd Duck · Austin, TX · Mar 19, 2022

4

Spicy Chicken Dumplings Orchard City Kitchen · San Jose, CA · Feb 22, 2022

4

A-Team drink Orchard City Kitchen · San Jose, CA · Feb 22, 2022

4

Turkey Pastrami Crust · San Jose, CA · Feb 21, 2022

4

Sourdough Dip Crust · San Jose, CA · Feb 21, 2022

4

Corn Cheese Pocha K · San Jose, CA · Feb 20, 2022

4

Guava Sorbet Good: Fried Chicken Nopa · San Francisco, CA · Feb 19, 2022

4

Buttermilk Biscuits Nopa · San Francisco, CA · Feb 19, 2022

4

Cookies Nopa · San Francisco, CA · Feb 19, 2022

4

Lamb Meatballs Nopa · San Francisco, CA · Feb 19, 2022

4

Grilled Brocolli Comedor · Austin, TX · Feb 16, 2022

4

Ahi Tuna raw aba · Austin, TX · Feb 1, 2022

4

Crispy Polenta Boia De · Miami, FL · Jan 20, 2022

4

House Spaghetti Herbsaint · New Orleans, LA · Jan 18, 2022

4

Strawberry Ice Cream Herbsaint · New Orleans, LA · Jan 18, 2022

4

Dauphine Oysters Peche · New Orleans, LA · Jan 4, 2022

4

Fish of the Day (white fish) Peche · New Orleans, LA · Jan 4, 2022

4

Murder Point Oysters (VG-) Peche · New Orleans, LA · Jan 4, 2022

4

Everything else (Muscovy Duck Barley Swine · Austin, TX · Dec 18, 2021

4

Black Cod Barley Swine · Austin, TX · Dec 18, 2021

4

assorted snacks - Shishito pepper tamale w/ confit duck) Barley Swine · Austin, TX · Dec 18, 2021

4

Grilled Chicken Super Burrito La Victoria · San Jose, CA · Nov 29, 2021

4

Bread Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · Nov 19, 2021

4

Beef Tartare (Paul) Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · Nov 19, 2021

4

Red Fin Potatoes Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · Nov 19, 2021

4

Pork Belly Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · Nov 19, 2021

4

Strawberry Sorbert Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · Nov 19, 2021

4

Hoja Santa (tasted like edibles) Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · Nov 19, 2021

4

Chicken Chorizo Deli La Tasca · Galway · Nov 9, 2021

4

Fish & Chips (according to Brian) Deli La Tasca · Galway · Nov 9, 2021

4

Double Classic w/ Cheese Buddy's Burgers · Austin, TX · Oct 28, 2021

4

fries (get them seasoned) Buddy's Burgers · Austin, TX · Oct 28, 2021

4

lemonades Buddy's Burgers · Austin, TX · Oct 28, 2021

4

Pork Ribs (Steve favorite) Launderette · Austin, TX · Oct 26, 2021

4

Sticky Brussel Sprouts (according to Steve Launderette · Austin, TX · Oct 26, 2021

4

Nduja Herbsaint · New Orleans, LA · Oct 15, 2021

4

Escargots Herbsaint · New Orleans, LA · Oct 15, 2021

4

Vanilla Pot de Creme Herbsaint · New Orleans, LA · Oct 15, 2021

4

Lechon Canje · Austin, TX · Oct 13, 2021

4

Ceviche (VG/G edge) Canje · Austin, TX · Oct 13, 2021

4

Jerk Chicken (VG/G edge) Canje · Austin, TX · Oct 13, 2021

4

Lobster Sandwich Marquee (Pool) · Las Vegas, NV · Oct 10, 2021 Honestly very good and great pricing.

$25.00 4

Hamachi One Fish Raw Bar · San Jose, CA · Oct 4, 2021

4

Scallops (both G/VG border) One Fish Raw Bar · San Jose, CA · Oct 4, 2021

4

Roasted Bone Marrow Sidecar · San Jose, CA · Oct 3, 2021

4

Butterscotch Pudding Sidecar · San Jose, CA · Oct 3, 2021

4

Fries Sidecar · San Jose, CA · Oct 3, 2021

4

Smoky Passion (drink) Sidecar · San Jose, CA · Oct 3, 2021

4

Nothing Sammie's Italian · Austin, TX · Oct 2, 2021

4

Korean BBQ pizza Young Joni · Minneapolis, MN · Sep 3, 2021

4

Tiny Dancer (8.5) D Bar · Denver, CO · May 23, 2021

4

Wagyu sliders (8) Linger · Denver, CO · May 22, 2021

3

Box Combo Raising Cane's · Austin, TX · Apr 14, 2026 Fries were weak. Tenders always trend small, but well trimmed.

$11.59 3

Agnolotti di Zucca Sinatra · Las Vegas, NV · Apr 10, 2026 I like it, but they're not doing anything inventive here.

$44.00 3

AMERICAN WAGYU & HOLY CRAB KHAO SOI Mama Surang Thai Kitchen · Las Vegas, NV · Apr 10, 2026

$36.95 3

HOLY CRAB FRIED RICE Mama Surang Thai Kitchen · Las Vegas, NV · Apr 10, 2026

$24.95 3

Wok-Charred ‘Ahi Merriman's · Maui, HI · Mar 29, 2026

$59.00 3

Spam Wontons Sparky's Food Company · Maui, HI · Mar 27, 2026

$15.00 3

Drunken Noodle Beef Thai Ono (Lahaina) · Maui, HI · Mar 25, 2026

$19.00 3

Crab Meat Fried Rice Thai Ono (Lahaina) · Maui, HI · Mar 25, 2026

$22.00 3

Ono Plate Hana Hou Restaurant · Big Island, HI · Mar 22, 2026

$27.00 3

Thick Cut Bacon Van Horn's · Austin, TX · Mar 10, 2026 Not as good as I remember OCK's being.

$18.00 3

Chicken Parm Casa Bianca · Austin, TX · Mar 3, 2026

3

Lasagna Mille-Feuille Casa Bianca · Austin, TX · Mar 3, 2026 Paul's favorite. I thought it was kind of dry. chocolate diplomat cream, red wine poached pear

$10.00 3

Burger - it's pretty solid, a little wet/messy, but held together well. jalapenos were not overly spicy (American cheese, secret sauce, onions, pickles, slightly tamed jalapeños Not a Damn Chance · Austin, TX · Mar 2, 2026 , add a patty for $8)

$16.00 3

Fries - thicker than what I usually like, but also overbreaded/airy inside, which I don't mind. They use a chipotle ketchup, wish they had regular Not a Damn Chance · Austin, TX · Mar 2, 2026

3

Jerk Chicken Canje · Austin, TX · Mar 1, 2026

$32.00 3

Planche Fermier (Farmers Plate) Le Caviste · Seattle, WA · Feb 20, 2026 perfectly fine charcuterie board, I think relatively filling for the price

$23.00 3

Quynh Bee G Phocific Standard Time (PST) · Seattle, WA · Feb 20, 2026

$16.00 3

Taro Swirl Come Buy Tea · Seattle, WA · Feb 18, 2026

$6.40 3

50% sugar, 1x creamccino Come Buy Tea · Seattle, WA · Feb 18, 2026

3

"too sweet" Come Buy Tea · Seattle, WA · Feb 18, 2026

3

Flautas (generous from Lauren!!) Fogon · Seattle, WA · Feb 18, 2026

$12.00 3

Chicory Caesar Salad Tenth House · Seattle, WA · Feb 13, 2026 (Lauren 4) chicory, anchovy dressing, pangrattato, parmigiano

$18.00 3

Chicken Parmesan Tenth House · Seattle, WA · Feb 13, 2026 house tomato sauce, mozzarella, basil

$28.00 3

Butterscotch Budino Tenth House · Seattle, WA · Feb 13, 2026 vanilla whip, hazelnuts

$12.00 3

Folicello Lambrusco 2024 Tenth House · Seattle, WA · Feb 13, 2026 (x2 - "good enough to get two of")

$14.00 3

Caneva de Nani Prosecco Tenth House · Seattle, WA · Feb 13, 2026

$15.00 3

Mocha Tenth House · Seattle, WA · Feb 13, 2026

$6.00 3

Kimchi Grilled Cheese The Urchin · Seattle, WA · Feb 12, 2026 Myxologist Mycologist - Lauren's cocktail ($20) Nudibranch Sidecar - this was somehow mine ($16) Harvest Moon - Lauren's cocktail ($17)

$15.00 3

Oysters Bar Zola · Palo Alto, CA · Feb 6, 2026 (dozen) - WEST COAST OYSTERS

$48.00 3

Bone Marrow Bar Zola · Palo Alto, CA · Feb 6, 2026 (x2) - herb breadcrumbs - mustard - pickled fennel & arugula salad

$16.00 3

Frisee & Apple Salad Bar Zola · Palo Alto, CA · Feb 6, 2026 - ARUGULA - pT. reyes blue cheese - piNK LADY APPLES, CANDIED WALNUTS - SUNCHOKES - HONEY MUSTARD VINAIGRETTE

$22.00 3

Beef Cheek Bourguignon Bar Zola · Palo Alto, CA · Feb 6, 2026 (best entree of the night by far) - ROASTED GARLIC pomme pureé - NANTES CARROTS - PICKLED RED ONIONS & PEPPERS

$47.00 3

Kaiseki Experience wa'z · Seattle, WA · Feb 4, 2026

$185.00 3

Lauren's drinks (baiju, and I forget) Needle * Thread · Seattle, WA · Feb 1, 2026

3

Pork & Crab Meat Xiao Long Bao Dough Zone Dumpling House Seattle Pine Street · Seattle, WA · Jan 30, 2026

$9.95 3

Egg Fried Rice Dough Zone Dumpling House Seattle Pine Street · Seattle, WA · Jan 30, 2026

$6.95 3

Red Snapper w/ Risotto L'Oca d'Oro · Austin, TX · Jan 23, 2026 off menu?

$36.00 3

Spaghetti w/ smoked olive carbonara, pecorino, parsley L'Oca d'Oro · Austin, TX · Jan 23, 2026 kind of like a pesto carbonara, would have preferred traditional but still good

$26.00 3

Duck 2 Ways Restaurant François · Austin, TX · Jan 22, 2026 Terrible plating.

$54.00 3

Camote Taco Nixta Taqueria · Austin, TX · Jan 16, 2026 we liked the sweet potato

$9.00 3

Steak Frites Justine's · Austin, TX · Jan 15, 2026

$65.00 3

Chicken Tikka Masala Zaika · Seattle, WA · Jan 11, 2026

3

Palak Paneer Zaika · Seattle, WA · Jan 11, 2026

3

Garlic Naan Zaika · Seattle, WA · Jan 11, 2026

3

Mango Lassi Zaika · Seattle, WA · Jan 11, 2026

3

Chocolate Cake Zaika · Seattle, WA · Jan 11, 2026

3

Good Apples cocktail (Lauren score) Rocco's · Seattle, WA · Jan 10, 2026

3

Pepperoni slice Rocco's · Seattle, WA · Jan 10, 2026

3

Matterhorn cocktail (vanilla infused vodka, seasonal cream liqueur, dark chocolate spirit) Rocco's · Seattle, WA · Jan 10, 2026

3

Chocolate Xiao Long Bao Supreme Dumplings · Seattle, WA · Jan 10, 2026

3

Saffron Sandalwood Sour (Lauren) Rob Roy · Seattle, WA · Jan 9, 2026

3

Taking Tiger Mountain (cocktail) Vespaio · Austin, TX · Jan 7, 2026

3

Geppetto (cocktail) Vespaio · Austin, TX · Jan 7, 2026

3

Cozze Alla Posillipo (in a marinara sauce?) Vespaio · Austin, TX · Jan 7, 2026

3

Tiramisu Vespaio · Austin, TX · Jan 7, 2026

3

Brussels Sprouts - super charred, good texture, how I generally like them Lynette · Minneapolis, MN · Jan 6, 2026

3

Death Western (cocktail) Parlour · Minneapolis, MN · Jan 4, 2026

3

1919 Root Beer Can Parlour · Minneapolis, MN · Jan 4, 2026

3

Swiss Aioli Parlour · Minneapolis, MN · Jan 4, 2026

3

Chicken Quesadilla, Loaded Beef Nachos Taco Bell · Austin, TX · Dec 26, 2025

3

Guava Mojito Mandala · Austin, TX · Dec 25, 2025

3

Pan Fried Dumplings - gyozas Mandala · Austin, TX · Dec 25, 2025

3

Bruschetta (I don't really like bruschetta, but this one was pretty good, maybe the best dish of the night) Pizzeria Cardomomo · San Francisco, CA · Dec 23, 2025

3

Fresh Baked Bread Pizzeria Cardomomo · San Francisco, CA · Dec 23, 2025

$5.00 3

Dolomita Pizza (this one was apple, honey, ginger, I liked it, I think everyone else thought too much ginger) Pizzeria Cardomomo · San Francisco, CA · Dec 23, 2025

3

Italian Pills Cotta 40 (bottled) Pizzeria Cardomomo · San Francisco, CA · Dec 23, 2025

3

Gnoccho Fritto Be Steak A · San Jose, CA · Dec 21, 2025

3

Cappellacci di Zucca - bishop hats!! Be Steak A · San Jose, CA · Dec 21, 2025

3

Cucumber Salad Din Tai Fung · Seattle, WA · Dec 18, 2025

3

Crab & Pork Xiao Long Bao Din Tai Fung · Seattle, WA · Dec 18, 2025

3

Shrimp & Pork Spicy Wontons Din Tai Fung · Seattle, WA · Dec 18, 2025

3

String Beans w/ Garlic Din Tai Fung · Seattle, WA · Dec 18, 2025

3

Shrimp Shanghai Rice Cakes (Rice Medallions) Din Tai Fung · Seattle, WA · Dec 18, 2025

3

Honey Lemonade Din Tai Fung · Seattle, WA · Dec 18, 2025

3

Plin Ravioli Palace Kitchen · Seattle, WA · Dec 16, 2025

3

Broc Cellars "Love" Sparkling Chenin Blanc Fish Shop · Austin, TX · Dec 5, 2025

$85.00 3

Halibut Crudo Fish Shop · Austin, TX · Dec 5, 2025 pacific halibut, manganji pepper aguachile, red onion, citrus & cilantro stems

$18.85 3

Pleasure Point (MA) Oysters Fish Shop · Austin, TX · Dec 5, 2025

$4.00 3

Glacier Bay (PEI) Oysters Fish Shop · Austin, TX · Dec 5, 2025

$4.00 3

Clam Chowder Fish Shop · Austin, TX · Dec 5, 2025 New England Style clam chowder with oyster crackers

$13.75 3

Southern Spread & Guac, Carrot Cake, Tellicherry Chicken & Gouda (maybe a 2) Von's Gustobistro · Seattle, WA · Nov 24, 2025

3

HH Gyoza, Double Happiness Bangrak Market · Seattle, WA · Nov 23, 2025

3

Pollo Adobado Burrito (forgot to say no beans and that ruined it), Chips and Queso Carmelo's Tacos · Seattle, WA · Nov 23, 2025

3

Big Woody, Lil Crunchwrap, Hand-Cut Fries Lil Woody's · Seattle, WA · Nov 22, 2025

3

The Chefs Cut (dessert trio w/ espresso martini), Ruby Refresher Fremond Mischief Distillery · Seattle, WA · Nov 21, 2025

3

HH Pork Dumplings Stampede Cocktail Club · Seattle, WA · Nov 21, 2025

3

Raspberry Croissant La Parisienne · Seattle, WA · Nov 20, 2025

3

A5 Wagyu + Uni + Roe Handroll Sugo · Seattle, WA · Nov 19, 2025

3

Gyoza Sugo · Seattle, WA · Nov 19, 2025

3

Wagyu Inarizushi Sugo · Seattle, WA · Nov 19, 2025

3

Mochi Sugo · Seattle, WA · Nov 19, 2025

3

Ginja, Pasteis de Bacalau, HH Smashburger, Licor de Leite, Pastel de Nata, Cinnamon Ice Cream, Mystery of the Abyss Lonely Siren · Seattle, WA · Nov 16, 2025

3

Pepperoni Pizza, Charcuterie Board, Charred Broccoli Serious Pie · Seattle, WA · Nov 14, 2025

3

Fried Cheese Curds Oasthaus · Austin, TX · Nov 12, 2025

$10.00 3

Milk Tea w/ Boba and Sugar Happy Lemon · Seattle, WA · Nov 5, 2025

3

Green Tea w/ Salted Cheese (Lauren rating) Happy Lemon · Seattle, WA · Nov 5, 2025

3

Short Rib Kare Kare Musang · Seattle, WA · Sep 26, 2025

3

Green Dish Lutie's · Austin, TX · Sep 17, 2025 Green Dish, Roasted Carrots, Goat Feta

$18.00 3

Fritto Misto - Lutie's · Austin, TX · Sep 17, 2025

$10.00 3

Adjaruli Khachapuri (this was cheese, butter, egg melted into a bread bowl) Bread Boat · Austin, TX · Sep 17, 2025 it's cheese and bread, how can you lose?

3

Ideal Cake (golden layers with honey and walnuts) Bread Boat · Austin, TX · Sep 17, 2025 it looked dry, but was actually very good. had a caramel-y taste.

3

Vermicelli Bowl w/ Grilled Beef, Pork Egg Rolls Lee's Kitchen · Austin, TX · Sep 3, 2025

3

Pork Egg Rolls, Vermicelli Bowl with Grilled Beef Lee's Kitchen and Cocktails · Austin, TX · Sep 3, 2025

3

Gonzo Daiquiri Casa Bianca · Austin, TX · Jul 16, 2025 appleton estate signature, lazzaroni amaretto, pineapple, tiki bitters

$15.00 3

Oysters Casa Bianca · Austin, TX · Jul 16, 2025 italicus mignonette, chili oil

$4.50 3

Half Shrimp and Pork Belly Tortelli Casa Bianca · Austin, TX · Jul 16, 2025 butter poached shrimp, trout roe, bright herbs

$20.00 3

Whole Crispy Skin Branzino Casa Bianca · Austin, TX · Jul 16, 2025 brown butter corn puree, pistachio salsa verde

$36.00 3

COATS Casa Bianca · Austin, TX · Jul 16, 2025 possibly CREAM (planteray 3star rum, pandan coconut cream, lime, absinthe)?

$15.00 3

Lasagna Mille-Feuille Casa Bianca · Austin, TX · Jul 16, 2025 chocolate diplomat cream, red wine poached pear

$14.00 3

Hot Honey (cocktail), Sprotini (cocktail) La Volta Pizza Club · Austin, TX · Jun 26, 2025

3

Taco Porkbelly al Pastor Ayayay · Chicago, IL · Apr 29, 2025

3

Gusto Historica Tobala Mezcal, Virgin Mango Margarita Bar Sotano · Chicago, IL · Apr 23, 2025

3

Grilled Branzino (had a Thai flavor to it), Oyster Sampler The Smith · Chicago, IL · Apr 23, 2025

3

Porterhouse (filet side) Gibson's Bar and Steakhouse · Chicago, IL · Apr 14, 2025

3

Butter Chicken, Paalak Paneer (Sofia actually liked!!), Garlic Naan Maharaj Indian Grill · Chicago, IL · Mar 20, 2025

3

Chicken Karaage, Yuzu White Peach Moshi (drink?) Birdman Ramen · Chicago, IL · Feb 20, 2025

3

Yuzu Lemonade Ramen-San Deluxe · Chicago, IL · Oct 10, 2024

3

Pulpo y Calamari appetizer, Cochinita Pibil entree (Sofia rating), Margaritas (Wahaka, Smokey Pineapple) 5 Rabanitos · Chicago, IL · Aug 23, 2024

3

Panzella salad, Fig Pizza, Seafood Bucatini, Pannacotta (recommended by table next to us) Fig Italian Kitchen · Austin, TX · Aug 18, 2024

3

Kinoko Skewer, Grilled Scallop (Sofia rating Uchiba · Austin, TX · Aug 13, 2024 I said whatever), Akami Nigiri, Island Heat (cocktail - $19), Bluefin Otoro, Bluefin Otoro Aburi (not as good as raw)

3

Lemonade ($4.50, they wanted $8 for a peach lemonade!!), Omega side salad Vinaigrette · Austin, TX · Aug 13, 2024

3

Smoked Butcher's Cut Loro · Austin, TX · Aug 9, 2024

$0.00 3

Char Siew Pork Belly Bowl Loro · Austin, TX · Aug 9, 2024

$0.00 3

Espresso Martini (w/ Baileys) About Last Knife (ALK) · Chicago, IL · Aug 6, 2024

3

Spectacular Bid (what is this?), Mini Lobster Rolls RL Restaurant · Chicago, IL · Aug 6, 2024

3

Mozzarella sticks (eaten w/ knife and fork) Gilt Bar · Chicago, IL · Jul 31, 2024

3

Charred Brussels (not fulls), Milk of the Poppy (cocktail) No Vacancy · Chicago, IL · Jul 31, 2024

3

Carrot Cake Creamsicle, Bag Jerky Tiny House Bar · Omaha, NE · Jun 16, 2024

3

Lamb Kebab sifr · Chicago, IL · May 30, 2024 Sofia score

$26.00 3

Maitake Mushroom sifr · Chicago, IL · May 30, 2024 Sofia score

$24.00 3

Cochon, Mac & Cheese. Desserts: Pineapple Upside Down Cake, Chocolate Pudding, Cobbler, Lemon Meringue Tart Cochon · New Orleans, LA · May 25, 2024

3

Rosemary Bees Knees, High West Gold Rush, Oysters Pops for Champagne & Watershed · Chicago, IL · May 21, 2024

3

Striped Bass Crudo, Fried Shrimp, Charred Octopus, Roasted Sweet Potato, B-Day Sammie Launderette · Austin, TX · May 12, 2024

3

14 Course Omakase, Mochi CH Distillery · Chicago, IL · May 10, 2024

3

Penicillin, Espresso Cocktail, Spaghetti, Cake & Ice Cream (Entenmanns tasting) Dario · Minneapolis, MN · Apr 13, 2024

3

Spicy Passion Margarita (Spicy!!), Hot Tea, BLG Caesar, Butternut Squash w/ Dried Chili Salsa, Gjetost Cheesecake Bar La Grassa · Minneapolis, MN · Apr 12, 2024

3

Hongo Old Fashioned (Chris) Little Tijuana · Minneapolis, MN · Apr 11, 2024

3

Classic ceviche (1), salmon ceviche (2), Chorizo Anticusho, Grilled Shishitos (got on my shirt) Cabra · Chicago, IL · Mar 21, 2024

3

Espresso Martini, Carajillo, Braised Cabbage, Hot Honey Pizza, Carbonara, Pansotti Primi. Vespaio · Austin, TX · Mar 16, 2024

3

Penicillin, Stinger Cabra · Chicago, IL · Mar 5, 2024

3

Spaghetti Carbonara (almost too creamy? Noodles and sauce kind of reminded me of the Kraft mac consistency. Guancialle used was very good). Schiacciata Nduja pizza Donato Enoteca · San Francisco, CA · Feb 14, 2024

3

HH Pork Belly Ramen Orchard City Kitchen · San Jose, CA · Feb 13, 2024

3

Akami Zuke (marinated). Charred Broccolini (+). Hama Chili (crudo). Sake toro. Unagi. Kakigori. Uchiba · Austin, TX · Feb 6, 2024

3

Carnitas Tonkotsu (w/ Salsa Macha Ramen Del Barrio · Austin, TX · Feb 2, 2024 salsa is required. first bite without the salsa was super bland/boring. one little pinch of salsa completely changed flavor profile)

3

Al Pastor volcan Taqueria 10 de 10 · Austin, TX · Jan 27, 2024

3

Bees in the Trap. Lime in the Coconut. Drinks Lounge · Austin, TX · Jan 26, 2024

3

Stracciatella (w/ tomato jam). Mushroom pizza (although I'd still go 'nduja every time). Dreamsicle Sorbet. Coffee ice cream. Bufalina · Austin, TX · Jan 26, 2024

3

Asian Movie Night (popcorn ice cream is by Amy's Peached Tortilla · Austin, TX · Jan 25, 2024 so not even made in house!!)

3

Mac-n-Cheese Hi Hat Public House · Austin, TX · Jan 19, 2024

3

Bacon & Cheese Whataburger. Fries. Whataburger · Austin, TX · Jan 8, 2024

3

Spicy Bob Armstrong Dip. Asadero tacos. Matt's El Rancho · Austin, TX · Jan 6, 2024

3

Pork Banh Mi. (wish it was warmer) Lily's Sandwich · Austin, TX · Jan 3, 2024

3

Flippin' Oerks (adult chocolate milk) The Victor Bar · Chicago, IL · Sep 22, 2023

3

Ceviche Verde Suerte · Austin, TX · Aug 31, 2023

3

Tuna Tiradito Suerte · Austin, TX · Aug 31, 2023

3

Duck Suerte · Austin, TX · Aug 31, 2023

3

Tres Leches Suerte · Austin, TX · Aug 31, 2023

3

Sorbet y Chapulin Suerte · Austin, TX · Aug 31, 2023

3

OG Philly Jewboy Subs · Austin, TX · Aug 27, 2023

3

fries Jewboy Subs · Austin, TX · Aug 27, 2023

3

Oceans 12 ($46 drink!!) Ah Sing Den · Austin, TX · Aug 25, 2023

3

Lamb Wontons Ah Sing Den · Austin, TX · Aug 25, 2023

3

Mothers Milk (drink) Ah Sing Den · Austin, TX · Aug 25, 2023

3

Cubano sandwich ($17 - you do get a lot of food) Habana · Austin, TX · Aug 25, 2023

3

Amuse Bouche (Mulberry's bacon wrapped date? I forget the other one) Gray Market · Austin, TX · Aug 23, 2023

3

Peanut Butter Semifredo (Max got a shout out from the chef for this) Gray Market · Austin, TX · Aug 23, 2023

3

Snack of Oysters > Chicken Wing > Philly Cheesesteak Dumpling Geraldine's · Austin, TX · Aug 16, 2023

3

Crab Louie (Amy championed this more) Geraldine's · Austin, TX · Aug 16, 2023

3

Succotash Geraldine's · Austin, TX · Aug 16, 2023

3

Orechiette pasta Bufalina · Austin, TX · Aug 12, 2023

3

Calabrese pizza Bufalina · Austin, TX · Aug 12, 2023

3

Mommenpop Seville Orange (+) Bufalina · Austin, TX · Aug 12, 2023

3

Populis White Blend Bufalina · Austin, TX · Aug 12, 2023

3

Claus Preisinger Rosza Libre Bufalina · Austin, TX · Aug 12, 2023

3

Espresso Martini Roosevelt Room · Austin, TX · Aug 5, 2023

3

Cacio e Pepe (just barely) Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · Aug 4, 2023

3

Mac & Cheese Peche · Austin, TX · Jul 29, 2023

3

Duck Confit Peche · Austin, TX · Jul 29, 2023

3

Penicillin drink Peche · Austin, TX · Jul 29, 2023

3

Creme Brulee (+) Peche · Austin, TX · Jul 29, 2023

3

Grilled Edamame Neighborhood Sushi · Austin, TX · Jul 24, 2023

3

some of the sushi Neighborhood Sushi · Austin, TX · Jul 24, 2023

3

Everything B. Cooper BBQ · Austin, TX · Jul 23, 2023

3

Oysters Comedor · Austin, TX · Jul 22, 2023

3

Octopus Comedor · Austin, TX · Jul 22, 2023

3

Bone Marrow Tacos Comedor · Austin, TX · Jul 22, 2023

3

Pistachio Semifreddo Comedor · Austin, TX · Jul 22, 2023

3

Hotel Nacional Garage Bar · Austin, TX · Jul 22, 2023

3

Penicillin Garage Bar · Austin, TX · Jul 22, 2023

3

Pizza Little Deli · Austin, TX · Jul 17, 2023

3

Double Cheeseburger P. Terry's · Austin, TX · Jul 4, 2023

3

Toscana Pizza (+ Vespaio · Austin, TX · Jul 2, 2023

3

Steve says excellent) Vespaio · Austin, TX · Jul 2, 2023

3

Gumbo (Steve says Very Good Herbsaint · New Orleans, LA · Jun 28, 2023

3

I said whatever+) Herbsaint · New Orleans, LA · Jun 28, 2023

3

Ice Cream (forget the flavors) Herbsaint · New Orleans, LA · Jun 28, 2023

3

Chicken Sandwich 93-Til · Houston, TX · Jun 28, 2023

3

Peach Cobbler 93-Til · Houston, TX · Jun 28, 2023

3

Shrimp Pasta Rockefeller Cypress Grill · Austin, TX · Jun 25, 2023

$19.99 3

Cypress Grill Muffuletta Cypress Grill · Austin, TX · Jun 25, 2023

$20.99 3

Divots Crushable Kolsch Crescent Moon · Omaha, NE · Jun 21, 2023

3

Sour Apple Cream Cheesecake dessert M's Pub · Omaha, NE · Jun 18, 2023

3

Porn Star martini M's Pub · Omaha, NE · Jun 18, 2023

3

Sammy Davis Jr Martini M's Pub · Omaha, NE · Jun 18, 2023

3

Eva Pizza Buona Forchetta · San Diego, CA · Jun 9, 2023

3

New York Strip Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · May 24, 2023

3

Chocolate Chip cookie Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · May 24, 2023

3

Tennessee Rain (drink) Cafe Malta · Austin, TX · May 23, 2023

3

Crostini di Hill Country (Steve Good Cafe Malta · Austin, TX · May 23, 2023

3

I said WH+) Cafe Malta · Austin, TX · May 23, 2023

3

NY Cheesecake Bill's Oyster Bar · Austin, TX · May 21, 2023

3

Hotel Nacional (drink) Bill's Oyster Bar · Austin, TX · May 21, 2023

3

Ceviche (redfish) Odd Duck · Austin, TX · May 14, 2023

3

Capellini pasta Odd Duck · Austin, TX · May 14, 2023

3

Stuffed Quail Odd Duck · Austin, TX · May 14, 2023

3

MPK Mai Thai (G+) Beach House · Kauai, HI · May 7, 2023

3

Seared Ahi Beach House · Kauai, HI · May 7, 2023

3

Taro Ravioli Beach House · Kauai, HI · May 7, 2023

3

Lemon Souffle (+ Lin · Austin, TX · Apr 24, 2023

3

a dessert) Lin · Austin, TX · Apr 24, 2023

3

Passion Fruit Sorbet Teddy Bear (dessert) Lin · Austin, TX · Apr 24, 2023

3

Rocky Smoked Duck (Steven's favorite - thought it also came with chicken Lin · Austin, TX · Apr 24, 2023

3

Pepperoni pizza (it's always a little cold) Backspace · Austin, TX · Apr 21, 2023

3

bakeless cheesecake (actually good) Backspace · Austin, TX · Apr 21, 2023

3

Pavlova Nido · Austin, TX · Apr 19, 2023

3

Beef Asado (+) Meat & Bread · Austin, TX · Apr 13, 2023

3

Porchetta Meat & Bread · Austin, TX · Apr 13, 2023

3

Pork Moo Ping Mai Thai · Austin, TX · Apr 10, 2023

3

Blackened grouper sandwich Cigar City Brewing · Tampa, FL · Apr 9, 2023

3

Hotel Nacional Hotel Bar · Tampa, FL · Apr 8, 2023

3

Penicillin (guy made it with Mac 12 - $23!!) Hotel Bar · Tampa, FL · Apr 8, 2023

3

Media Noche La Teresita · Tampa, FL · Apr 8, 2023

3

Blackened grouper sandwich Doc Ford's · St. Petersburg, FL · Apr 8, 2023

3

fries Doc Ford's · St. Petersburg, FL · Apr 8, 2023

3

Bee Sneeze (+) Copper Shaker · Tampa, FL · Apr 7, 2023

3

Big Guava Copper Shaker · Tampa, FL · Apr 7, 2023

3

Cuban sandwich - supposedly uses bread from La Segunda Bakery Hemingway's Cuban Kitchen · Tampa, FL · Apr 7, 2023

3

Tomahawk risotto for 2 (++) Vespaio · Austin, TX · Apr 5, 2023

3

Cozze Alla Posillipo (mussels) (+) Vespaio · Austin, TX · Apr 5, 2023

3

Espresso Martini Vespaio · Austin, TX · Apr 5, 2023

3

Toscana Pizza Vespaio · Austin, TX · Apr 5, 2023

3

Tiramisu Vespaio · Austin, TX · Apr 5, 2023

3

Lemon Panna Cotta Vespaio · Austin, TX · Apr 5, 2023

3

Butter Nut Squash Sorbet (+) Vespaio · Austin, TX · Apr 5, 2023

3

Hot roast beef sandwich Uptown Sports Club · Austin, TX · Apr 4, 2023

3

Shrimp sandwich Uptown Sports Club · Austin, TX · Apr 4, 2023

3

Tots Flyrite · Austin, TX · Apr 1, 2023

3

Cheese Bites Twin Peaks · Austin, TX · Mar 26, 2023

3

Triple Play (chips + dips) Twin Peaks · Austin, TX · Mar 26, 2023

3

Roll Cake Magia Di Farina · Tokyo · Mar 24, 2023

3

their coffees (got one vanilla Magia Di Farina · Tokyo · Mar 24, 2023

3

one caramel) Magia Di Farina · Tokyo · Mar 24, 2023

3

Neon Pils West Coast Brewing Mikkeller Tokyo · Tokyo · Mar 23, 2023

3

Buxton Best Bitter Mikkeller Tokyo · Tokyo · Mar 23, 2023

3

garlic cheese naan Amritsr · Phuket · Mar 16, 2023

3

palak paneer Amritsr · Phuket · Mar 16, 2023

3

butter chicken Amritsr · Phuket · Mar 16, 2023

3

saffron rice Amritsr · Phuket · Mar 16, 2023

3

Coconut Spring Rolls Bangkok Bold Kitchen · Bangkok · Mar 12, 2023

3

Pad Thai with Shrimp Bangkok Bold Kitchen · Bangkok · Mar 12, 2023

3

Young Rice in Warmed Coconut Cream Bangkok Bold Kitchen · Bangkok · Mar 12, 2023

3

Noodles Jinroku Anti · Tokyo · Mar 10, 2023

3

Curry Wagyu Beef Wild Boar Pepper Pot (get with rice) Jerk Chicken (spicy) Rum Punch Sorbet Bounty White daiquiri (drink) Canje · Austin, TX · Mar 5, 2023

3

Cornbread The Corner · Austin, TX · Feb 25, 2023

3

Shrimp cocktail The Corner · Austin, TX · Feb 25, 2023

3

chicken Enchiladas The Corner · Austin, TX · Feb 25, 2023

3

Raspberry Ramos (drink) Be Steak A · San Jose, CA · Feb 20, 2023

3

Yam stones Be Steak A · San Jose, CA · Feb 20, 2023

3

Creme Brulee Be Steak A · San Jose, CA · Feb 20, 2023

3

Lemon Basil Tart Be Steak A · San Jose, CA · Feb 20, 2023

3

Croquette Taster Be Steak A · San Jose, CA · Feb 20, 2023

3

Pork Fried Rice Be Steak A · San Jose, CA · Feb 20, 2023

3

Chateaubriand Be Steak A · San Jose, CA · Feb 20, 2023

3

Cauliflower beignets Protege · Palo Alto, CA · Feb 17, 2023

3

Spanish octopus Protege · Palo Alto, CA · Feb 17, 2023

3

Ricotta Dumplings Protege · Palo Alto, CA · Feb 17, 2023

3

Carrot Cake Protege · Palo Alto, CA · Feb 17, 2023

3

Key Lime Pie Protege · Palo Alto, CA · Feb 17, 2023

3

Cojeta flan Luminaire · Austin, TX · Feb 16, 2023

3

Regular Queso Blanco Waterloo · Austin, TX · Jan 29, 2023

3

Mushroom Swiss burger (Amy) Waterloo · Austin, TX · Jan 29, 2023

3

Guacamole Bacon Swiss (me) Waterloo · Austin, TX · Jan 29, 2023

3

fries were also very solid Waterloo · Austin, TX · Jan 29, 2023

3

Crudo Barley Swine · Austin, TX · Jan 27, 2023

3

Snacks Barley Swine · Austin, TX · Jan 27, 2023

3

Grapefruit Barley Swine · Austin, TX · Jan 27, 2023

3

Sunhchoke Barley Swine · Austin, TX · Jan 27, 2023

3

Apple Barley Swine · Austin, TX · Jan 27, 2023

3

takeaway cookies Barley Swine · Austin, TX · Jan 27, 2023

3

Oysters (Amy's favorite) Este · Austin, TX · Jan 18, 2023

3

Toro Oyster Este · Austin, TX · Jan 18, 2023

3

Tuna Carnitas (as tacos) Este · Austin, TX · Jan 18, 2023

3

Trout Pulla Este · Austin, TX · Jan 18, 2023

3

Semifreddo (dessert) Este · Austin, TX · Jan 18, 2023

3

Timballo Intero · Austin, TX · Jan 15, 2023

3

Ricotta (+) Intero · Austin, TX · Jan 15, 2023

3

Sweet potato Intero · Austin, TX · Jan 15, 2023

3

Gnocchi Intero · Austin, TX · Jan 15, 2023

3

Mafaldine (-) Intero · Austin, TX · Jan 15, 2023

3

Beef Pizza Intero · Austin, TX · Jan 15, 2023

3

Frites Launderette · Austin, TX · Jan 7, 2023

3

Butter and Preserves Launderette · Austin, TX · Jan 7, 2023

3

Pull Apart Bun Launderette · Austin, TX · Jan 7, 2023

3

Pod Launderette · Austin, TX · Jan 7, 2023 Maybe even a Good+

3

Focaccia (Paul said wasn't hot enough) Juniper · Austin, TX · Jan 6, 2023

3

Ravioli (mushroom duxelle) Juniper · Austin, TX · Jan 6, 2023

3

Arborio Risotto Juniper · Austin, TX · Jan 6, 2023

3

Fried Chicken w/ collared greens and mashed potatoes South City Kitchen Midtown · Atlanta, GA · Dec 29, 2022

3

Pork Belly Ssam Rosewood Chop House · Austin, TX · Dec 28, 2022

3

Bavette Rosewood Chop House · Austin, TX · Dec 28, 2022

3

Dewberry Cake Rosewood Chop House · Austin, TX · Dec 28, 2022

3

Cheesecake Rosewood Chop House · Austin, TX · Dec 28, 2022

3

Suigei sake (so-gay sake) Chinatown Westlake · Austin, TX · Dec 25, 2022

3

Soft Serve dessert Birdie's · Austin, TX · Dec 22, 2022

3

(Max's cauliflower soup) Birdie's · Austin, TX · Dec 22, 2022

3

Brussels Sprouts (800 calories!!) Fleming's · Austin, TX · Dec 20, 2022

3

Lobster Mac and Cheese Fleming's · Austin, TX · Dec 20, 2022

3

Whole Branzino Launderette · Austin, TX · Dec 15, 2022

3

B-Day Sammie Launderette · Austin, TX · Dec 15, 2022

3

Ricotta Cavatelli (Amy's favorite Launderette · Austin, TX · Dec 15, 2022

3

+) Launderette · Austin, TX · Dec 15, 2022

3

Striped Bass Crudo Launderette · Austin, TX · Dec 15, 2022

3

Burrata Launderette · Austin, TX · Dec 15, 2022

3

Beef Tartare Launderette · Austin, TX · Dec 15, 2022

3

Frites Launderette · Austin, TX · Dec 15, 2022

3

Brussels Sprouts Launderette · Austin, TX · Dec 15, 2022

3

Bistro Steak Launderette · Austin, TX · Dec 15, 2022

3

Chocolate Cremeux Launderette · Austin, TX · Dec 15, 2022

3

Rachel sandwich Mum Foods · Austin, TX · Dec 14, 2022

3

collared greens w/ rib tips (but also collared greens) Mum Foods · Austin, TX · Dec 14, 2022

3

Baja Tacos El Marisquero · Austin, TX · Dec 10, 2022

3

Cheese Curds Skinny's Off the Track · Austin, TX · Dec 10, 2022

3

Pepperoni pizza The Backspace · Austin, TX · Dec 9, 2022

3

Chicken w/ Butternut Squash Risotto and Yuzu Brussels Sprouts Flower Child · Austin, TX · Dec 7, 2022

3

Chicken Fajitas Polvos · Austin, TX · Dec 3, 2022

3

Frozen Margarita Pitcher Polvos · Austin, TX · Dec 3, 2022

$42.00 3

Strozzapretti Bufalina · Austin, TX · Dec 2, 2022

3

Tajarin (w/ 4g truffles - I say whatever to these) Bufalina · Austin, TX · Dec 2, 2022

3

Risotto Con Pera Pelino's Pasta · Columbus, OH · Nov 26, 2022

3

Gimme S'more Denmark · Columbus, OH · Nov 25, 2022

3

Italian salad Marcella's · Columbus, OH · Nov 25, 2022

3

chicken parmesan (w/ alfredo pasta - I like the balance) Marcella's · Columbus, OH · Nov 25, 2022

3

Pear-a-dise Denmark · Columbus, OH · Nov 25, 2022

3

loro cheeseburger Loro · Austin, TX · Nov 23, 2022

3

key lime pie ok: candied kettle corn Loro · Austin, TX · Nov 23, 2022

3

corn fritters Loro · Austin, TX · Nov 23, 2022

3

Shrimp (Steve & Amy's favorite) Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · Nov 20, 2022

3

Napa Cabbage (my favorite) Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · Nov 20, 2022

3

Cacio e Pepe (Steve & my #1) Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · Nov 20, 2022

3

Caramelle (Amy's #1) Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · Nov 20, 2022

3

Mushrooms (Amy #1) Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · Nov 20, 2022

3

Fish Collar (fish + chips Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · Nov 20, 2022

3

Steve's #1) Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · Nov 20, 2022

3

Xiao Long Bao 1618 Asian Fusion · Austin, TX · Nov 17, 2022

3

Pastry Board (Cookies Tiny Boxwoods · Austin, TX · Nov 16, 2022

3

Chocolate Croissant Tiny Boxwoods · Austin, TX · Nov 16, 2022

3

Brioche) Tiny Boxwoods · Austin, TX · Nov 16, 2022

3

Crossroads Torchy's Tacos · Austin, TX · Nov 14, 2022

3

Chicken fajita Torchy's Tacos · Austin, TX · Nov 14, 2022

3

Salmon Kazu Nori · New York, NY · Nov 13, 2022

3

Yellowtail Kazu Nori · New York, NY · Nov 13, 2022

3

Green smoothie Juicy Cube · New York, NY · Nov 12, 2022

3

Caesar salad Rubirosa · New York, NY · Nov 12, 2022

3

Supreme pizza Rubirosa · New York, NY · Nov 12, 2022

3

Cavatelli (Amy rating) Rubirosa · New York, NY · Nov 12, 2022

3

Original Beef Pepperoni Pie Scarr's Pizza · New York, NY · Nov 12, 2022

3

Tonburi w/ turnips Eleven Madison Park · New York, NY · Nov 10, 2022

3

potato Eleven Madison Park · New York, NY · Nov 10, 2022

3

horseradish Eleven Madison Park · New York, NY · Nov 10, 2022

3

Tofu w/ collared greens Eleven Madison Park · New York, NY · Nov 10, 2022

3

Bok choy w/ seaweed Eleven Madison Park · New York, NY · Nov 10, 2022

3

pretzel w/ sesame and chocolate Eleven Madison Park · New York, NY · Nov 10, 2022

3

Roasted Mushrooms L'Artusi · New York, NY · Nov 10, 2022

3

Tagliatelle L'Artusi · New York, NY · Nov 10, 2022

3

Pork Belly The Carillon · Austin, TX · Nov 8, 2022

3

Hamachi Sashimi The Carillon · Austin, TX · Nov 8, 2022

3

Scallops The Carillon · Austin, TX · Nov 8, 2022

3

Compressed Watermelon The Carillon · Austin, TX · Nov 8, 2022

3

Rose Petal Panna Cotta desserts The Carillon · Austin, TX · Nov 8, 2022

3

Shrimp taco Ensenada ATX · Austin, TX · Nov 4, 2022

3

Pastrami Salmon Salty Sow · Austin, TX · Nov 2, 2022

3

Redfish Salty Sow · Austin, TX · Nov 2, 2022

3

Brussels Sprouts Salty Sow · Austin, TX · Nov 2, 2022

3

Caramel Budino dessert Salty Sow · Austin, TX · Nov 2, 2022

3

Cheeseburger (+) Two Hands · Austin, TX · Nov 1, 2022

3

Chili Fries (+) Two Hands · Austin, TX · Nov 1, 2022

3

Peach + Passion Pavlova Two Hands · Austin, TX · Nov 1, 2022

3

Peking Duck Bamboo House · Austin, TX · Oct 31, 2022

3

Pork Egg Roll Bamboo House · Austin, TX · Oct 31, 2022

3

HH Guac ATX Cocina · Austin, TX · Oct 23, 2022

3

Charred Octopus ATX Cocina · Austin, TX · Oct 23, 2022

3

Corn ATX Cocina · Austin, TX · Oct 23, 2022

3

Concha pastry Suerte · Austin, TX · Oct 15, 2022

3

Lengua hash Suerte · Austin, TX · Oct 15, 2022

3

Pulled Pork Distant Relatives · Austin, TX · Oct 12, 2022

3

Yaqui dog T-Loc's Sonora Hot Dogs · Austin, TX · Oct 6, 2022

3

Lobster Tagliolini Be Steak A · San Jose, CA · Oct 2, 2022

3

Jalapeno Kulcha Ettan · Palo Alto, CA · Sep 30, 2022

3

Kerala Fried Chicken Ettan · Palo Alto, CA · Sep 30, 2022

3

Velore Chicken Curry Ettan · Palo Alto, CA · Sep 30, 2022

3

Garlic Naan (+) Ettan · Palo Alto, CA · Sep 30, 2022

3

Passion Fruit dessert Ettan · Palo Alto, CA · Sep 30, 2022

3

Lasagna (maybe +) Tommasos · San Francisco, CA · Sep 30, 2022

3

Fried Chicken Benedict Hash House · San Jose, CA · Sep 29, 2022

3

Turkey Melt Hash House · San Jose, CA · Sep 29, 2022

3

Chicago dog Dirty Frank's · Columbus, OH · Sep 25, 2022

3

Macarons Pistacia Vera · Columbus, OH · Sep 25, 2022

3

Coffee Pistacia Vera · Columbus, OH · Sep 25, 2022

3

Pain Au Chocolat Pistacia Vera · Columbus, OH · Sep 25, 2022

3

Motown Museum (not as good as Via) Buddy's · Detroit, MI · Sep 25, 2022

3

Jessy's Girl Como's Pizza · Detroit, MI · Sep 25, 2022

3

Potstickers (w/ sauce +) House of Three Gorges · Austin, TX · Sep 18, 2022

3

brisket hot pot House of Three Gorges · Austin, TX · Sep 18, 2022

3

Cold Shaved Prime Rib appetizer (+) Maie Day · Austin, TX · Sep 13, 2022

3

all the desserts were good/good+ (Texas Chocolate Cake (Max's fav) Maie Day · Austin, TX · Sep 13, 2022

3

Brulee Cheesecake (my fav) Maie Day · Austin, TX · Sep 13, 2022

3

Cookie Tower + Soft Serve (Amy's fav) Maie Day · Austin, TX · Sep 13, 2022

3

Fried Chicken Sandwich Wax Myrtle's · Austin, TX · Sep 9, 2022

3

Burger Wax Myrtle's · Austin, TX · Sep 9, 2022

3

Burger (+) Tropicana · Austin, TX · Sep 5, 2022

3

Cubano (+) Tropicana · Austin, TX · Sep 5, 2022

3

Medianoche Tropicana · Austin, TX · Sep 5, 2022

3

Empanadas Tropicana · Austin, TX · Sep 5, 2022

3

Roasted Squash Ravioli w/ Lobster Cooper's Hawk · Columbus, OH · Sep 4, 2022

3

Shrimp Cooper's Hawk · Columbus, OH · Sep 4, 2022

3

Scallops Cooper's Hawk · Columbus, OH · Sep 4, 2022

3

Oysters + Rhubarb Mignonette Veritas · Columbus, OH · Sep 2, 2022

3

Scallops (+) Peche · Austin, TX · Aug 29, 2022

3

Veal Paupiette (Paul's favorite) Peche · Austin, TX · Aug 29, 2022

3

Duck Confit (too salty this time) Peche · Austin, TX · Aug 29, 2022

3

creme brulee Peche · Austin, TX · Aug 29, 2022

3

Steak Frites (Amy VG) Justine's · Austin, TX · Aug 26, 2022

3

Shrimp Justine's · Austin, TX · Aug 26, 2022

3

Salmon Cru Justine's · Austin, TX · Aug 26, 2022

3

Poisson Bearnaise Justine's · Austin, TX · Aug 26, 2022

3

Potatoes Gratin Justine's · Austin, TX · Aug 26, 2022

3

Grape dessert Justine's · Austin, TX · Aug 26, 2022

3

Whipped Ricotta Devil May Care · Austin, TX · Aug 24, 2022

3

Brussels sprouts Le Bleu · Austin, TX · Aug 23, 2022

3

Clam pizza Monkey's Ink'd Pizza · Austin, TX · Aug 21, 2022

3

Fish Collar Comedor · Austin, TX · Aug 17, 2022

3

20oz Ribeye (I liked the mole sauce) Comedor · Austin, TX · Aug 17, 2022

3

Tajin Pavlova Comedor · Austin, TX · Aug 17, 2022

3

Affogato Comedor · Austin, TX · Aug 17, 2022

3

Macha Sundae Comedor · Austin, TX · Aug 17, 2022

3

Tuna Tartare (+) J. Carver's · Austin, TX · Aug 16, 2022

3

Wok Fried Rice (+) J. Carver's · Austin, TX · Aug 16, 2022

3

Oysters J. Carver's · Austin, TX · Aug 16, 2022

3

Gnocchi J. Carver's · Austin, TX · Aug 16, 2022

3

Dover Sole w/ Crab J. Carver's · Austin, TX · Aug 16, 2022

3

Stracciatel Gelato J. Carver's · Austin, TX · Aug 16, 2022

3

Achiote & Citrus Chicken Fresa's · Austin, TX · Aug 12, 2022

3

Chimichurri Skirt Steak fajitas Fresa's · Austin, TX · Aug 12, 2022

3

Pork Belly Lutie's · Austin, TX · Aug 9, 2022

3

Saag Paneer Jaipur Palace · Austin, TX · Aug 3, 2022

3

NY Strip (+) Rosewood Chop House · Austin, TX · Aug 2, 2022

3

Banana Pudding (+) Rosewood Chop House · Austin, TX · Aug 2, 2022

3

Green Beans Rosewood Chop House · Austin, TX · Aug 2, 2022

3

Ceviche Rosewood Chop House · Austin, TX · Aug 2, 2022

3

Naan sauces ($3/ea - cultured butter Vixen's Wedding · Austin, TX · Jul 31, 2022

3

tomato chutney Vixen's Wedding · Austin, TX · Jul 31, 2022

3

ginger raita) Vixen's Wedding · Austin, TX · Jul 31, 2022

3

Brussels Sprouts (+) Vixen's Wedding · Austin, TX · Jul 31, 2022

3

Shishitos Vixen's Wedding · Austin, TX · Jul 31, 2022

3

Texas Wagyu Denver ($57) Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · Jul 24, 2022

3

Chicken Karaage District Kitchen · Austin, TX · Jul 23, 2022

3

Shishito Peppers District Kitchen · Austin, TX · Jul 23, 2022

3

Gnocchi w/ Chicken District Kitchen · Austin, TX · Jul 23, 2022

3

Nawlin's Shrimp and Grits District Kitchen · Austin, TX · Jul 23, 2022

3

Chocolate Mousse District Kitchen · Austin, TX · Jul 23, 2022

3

Havana 3AM (cocktail) Red Ash · Austin, TX · Jul 22, 2022

3

RA Limoncello Red Ash · Austin, TX · Jul 22, 2022

3

Pisco Apricot Tropica Small Victory · Austin, TX · Jul 21, 2022

3

Medicina Latina Small Victory · Austin, TX · Jul 21, 2022

3

Old Cuban (Kevin) Small Victory · Austin, TX · Jul 21, 2022

3

Avenue (Kevin) Small Victory · Austin, TX · Jul 21, 2022

3

Repo Ginger Habanero (cocktail) Comedor · Austin, TX · Jul 20, 2022

3

Bone Marrow Tacos Comedor · Austin, TX · Jul 20, 2022

3

Affogato Comedor · Austin, TX · Jul 20, 2022

3

Striped Bass Crudo ($18) Launderette · Austin, TX · Jul 19, 2022

3

Peel N Eat Shrimp ($20) Launderette · Austin, TX · Jul 19, 2022

3

Frites ($9) Launderette · Austin, TX · Jul 19, 2022

3

Brussels Sprouts (+) ($12) Launderette · Austin, TX · Jul 19, 2022

3

Ricotta Cavatelli (+) ($24) Launderette · Austin, TX · Jul 19, 2022

3

Plancha Burger (+) ($17) Launderette · Austin, TX · Jul 19, 2022

3

Birthday Cake Sammie (+) ($8) Launderette · Austin, TX · Jul 19, 2022

3

Prosciutto Pizza ($22) Piccolo Sogno · Chicago, IL · Jul 12, 2022

3

Angus Bavette 8oz Salt & Time · Austin, TX · Jul 11, 2022

3

Ravioli Verde (Steven said good Salt & Time · Austin, TX · Jul 11, 2022

3

Smoked Cabbage Olamaie · Austin, TX · Jul 10, 2022

3

Gulf Shrimp & Red Rice Olamaie · Austin, TX · Jul 10, 2022

3

Duck Confit (+) Peche · Austin, TX · Jul 9, 2022

3

Creme Brulee (+) Peche · Austin, TX · Jul 9, 2022

3

Bones & Frites (bone marrow and fries) Peche · Austin, TX · Jul 9, 2022

3

Veal Paupiette (Amy liked it) Peche · Austin, TX · Jul 9, 2022

3

Bacon Wrapped Apricots (+) Swift's Attic · Austin, TX · Jul 8, 2022

3

Charred Edamame (+) Swift's Attic · Austin, TX · Jul 8, 2022

3

Seoul Food (+) Swift's Attic · Austin, TX · Jul 8, 2022

3

Carrots al Pastor Swift's Attic · Austin, TX · Jul 8, 2022

3

Aqua Dillenia Midnight Cowboy · Austin, TX · Jul 7, 2022

3

Nothing Ranch 616 · Austin, TX · Jul 7, 2022

3

Hotel Nacional Small Victory · Austin, TX · Jul 7, 2022

3

Gin Gimlet (w/ Reisetbauer Gin) Small Victory · Austin, TX · Jul 7, 2022

3

Oysters J. Carver's · Austin, TX · Jun 29, 2022

3

Banana Foster Bread Pudding J. Carver's · Austin, TX · Jun 29, 2022

3

House Made Gelato and Sorbet J. Carver's · Austin, TX · Jun 29, 2022

3

Grand Tasting J. Carver's · Austin, TX · Jun 29, 2022

3

Coconut Cake J. Carver's · Austin, TX · Jun 29, 2022

3

Scallion Pancake Lin · Austin, TX · Jun 26, 2022

3

Sauteed Baby Bok Choy Lin · Austin, TX · Jun 26, 2022

3

Lemon Souffle Lin · Austin, TX · Jun 26, 2022

3

Bolognaise June's All Day · Austin, TX · Jun 2, 2022

3

Paillard June's All Day · Austin, TX · Jun 2, 2022

3

Toscana Pizza (+) Vespaio · Austin, TX · May 30, 2022

3

Strawberry Basil Panna Cotta (+) Vespaio · Austin, TX · May 30, 2022

3

Sweet Cream Gelato Vespaio · Austin, TX · May 30, 2022

3

California Burrito Roxy's Tacos · San Diego, CA · May 25, 2022

$14.45 3

Ahi with Charred Pineapple, Rum-baked Banana, and Coconut Rice Mama's Fish House · Maui, HI · May 24, 2022

$69.00 3

Uku Mama's Fish House · Maui, HI · May 24, 2022

3

Tagliolini Nero (+ Boia De · Miami, FL · May 12, 2022

3

dill flavor) Boia De · Miami, FL · May 12, 2022

3

Pappardelle alla Lepre (+) Boia De · Miami, FL · May 12, 2022

3

Doppio Agnolotti Boia De · Miami, FL · May 12, 2022

3

Chocolate Budino Boia De · Miami, FL · May 12, 2022

3

White Asparagus Risotto Juniper · Austin, TX · Apr 22, 2022

3

Scallop Crudo Juniper · Austin, TX · Apr 22, 2022

3

Pascal Burger Hopfields · Austin, TX · Apr 8, 2022

3

Escargot Dumplings Hopfields · Austin, TX · Apr 8, 2022

3

Loco Moko Skewer Tiki Tatsu-ya · Austin, TX · Mar 23, 2022

3

Slingin Shrimp Musubi Tiki Tatsu-ya · Austin, TX · Mar 23, 2022

3

Taro Tots Tiki Tatsu-ya · Austin, TX · Mar 23, 2022

3

Queso Fundido Odd Duck · Austin, TX · Mar 19, 2022

3

Grilled Quail Odd Duck · Austin, TX · Mar 19, 2022

3

Dry-Aged Wagyu Burger (w/ pimento Odd Duck · Austin, TX · Mar 19, 2022

3

braised greens Odd Duck · Austin, TX · Mar 19, 2022

3

chicharron - the rarest "medium rare" burger ever) Odd Duck · Austin, TX · Mar 19, 2022

3

Marinated Pork Banh Mi Elizabeth Street Cafe · Austin, TX · Mar 16, 2022

3

Ginger-Chili Oil Dumplings Elizabeth Street Cafe · Austin, TX · Mar 16, 2022

3

Fried Spring Rolls Elizabeth Street Cafe · Austin, TX · Mar 16, 2022

3

Brisket Sandwich The Sandwich Lab · Austin, TX · Mar 3, 2022

3

Pork Sandwich The Sandwich Lab · Austin, TX · Mar 3, 2022

3

Brisket Terry Black's · Austin, TX · Feb 28, 2022

3

Ribs Terry Black's · Austin, TX · Feb 28, 2022

3

Jalapeno + Cheddar sausage Terry Black's · Austin, TX · Feb 28, 2022

3

Mac & Cheese Terry Black's · Austin, TX · Feb 28, 2022

3

Garlic Knots Dough Boys · Austin, TX · Feb 27, 2022

3

Fried Shrimp Launderette · Austin, TX · Feb 26, 2022

3

Charred Octopus (too much char Kyle + Andrew said) Launderette · Austin, TX · Feb 26, 2022

3

Baked Yam Launderette · Austin, TX · Feb 26, 2022

3

Plancha Burger Launderette · Austin, TX · Feb 26, 2022

3

Fried Shrimp Launderette · Austin, TX · Feb 26, 2022

3

Pasta Malfadine Launderette · Austin, TX · Feb 26, 2022

3

Burrata Launderette · Austin, TX · Feb 26, 2022

3

Honey Parfait Launderette · Austin, TX · Feb 26, 2022

3

KFC Orchard City Kitchen · San Jose, CA · Feb 22, 2022

3

May-Deckwich Orchard City Kitchen · San Jose, CA · Feb 22, 2022

3

Artichoke Half Orchard City Kitchen · San Jose, CA · Feb 22, 2022

3

Pastrami Crust · San Jose, CA · Feb 21, 2022

3

Ddukbokgi Pocha K · San Jose, CA · Feb 20, 2022

3

Kimchi Fried Rice Pocha K · San Jose, CA · Feb 20, 2022

3

Lemon Cheesecake Orchard City Kitchen · San Jose, CA · Feb 18, 2022

3

Truffle Mac and Cheese Orchard City Kitchen · San Jose, CA · Feb 18, 2022

3

Seafood Tostada Comedor · Austin, TX · Feb 16, 2022

3

Tuna Aguachile Comedor · Austin, TX · Feb 16, 2022

3

Tacos de Pescado Comedor · Austin, TX · Feb 16, 2022

3

Crudo Launderette · Austin, TX · Feb 15, 2022

3

Brussels Launderette · Austin, TX · Feb 15, 2022

3

Octopus Launderette · Austin, TX · Feb 15, 2022

3

Branzino Launderette · Austin, TX · Feb 15, 2022

3

Crispy Short Rib Hummus aba · Austin, TX · Feb 1, 2022

3

Crispy Pork Belly aba · Austin, TX · Feb 1, 2022

3

Honey Pie aba · Austin, TX · Feb 1, 2022

3

2017 Xinomavro wine aba · Austin, TX · Feb 1, 2022

3

Texas Strawberry Salad+ Foreign & Domestic · Austin, TX · Jan 28, 2022

3

Root Vegetable Bolognese Foreign & Domestic · Austin, TX · Jan 28, 2022

3

Sweet Potato Foreign & Domestic · Austin, TX · Jan 28, 2022

3

Toasted Barley ice cream Foreign & Domestic · Austin, TX · Jan 28, 2022

3

Beef Tartare Boia De · Miami, FL · Jan 20, 2022

3

Gnocchi Boia De · Miami, FL · Jan 20, 2022

3

Bone Marrow Boia De · Miami, FL · Jan 20, 2022

3

Gumbo Herbsaint · New Orleans, LA · Jan 18, 2022

3

Cappelletti (+) Herbsaint · New Orleans, LA · Jan 18, 2022

3

Vanilla Pot de Creme (+) Herbsaint · New Orleans, LA · Jan 18, 2022

3

Fried Brussels (they were small and flaky) Palm & Pine · New Orleans, LA · Jan 17, 2022

3

Fried Chicken Hummus Shaya · New Orleans, LA · Jan 17, 2022

3

Crispy Halloumi Shaya · New Orleans, LA · Jan 17, 2022

3

Chicken Schnitzel Sandwich Shaya · New Orleans, LA · Jan 17, 2022

3

Babka King Cake Shaya · New Orleans, LA · Jan 17, 2022

3

Carbonara Vespaio · Austin, TX · Jan 14, 2022

3

Panna Cotta Vespaio · Austin, TX · Jan 14, 2022

3

Gelatos Vespaio · Austin, TX · Jan 14, 2022

3

The meat itself (brisket, pork belly, fried chicken) Briscuits · Austin, TX · Jan 13, 2022

3

Tater Tots Jewboy Burgers · Austin, TX · Jan 11, 2022

3

Verde w/ Rajas Mini Queso Fonda San Miguel · Austin, TX · Jan 8, 2022

3

Strawberry Margaritas Fonda San Miguel · Austin, TX · Jan 8, 2022

3

Grilled Chicken w/ White BBQ Sauce (chicken thigh on skewers) Peche · New Orleans, LA · Jan 4, 2022

3

Creamed Spinach Galatoire's · New Orleans, LA · Jan 2, 2022

3

Eggplant w/ Minced Pork Asia Cafe · Austin, TX · Dec 27, 2021

3

Pork Lo Mein Din Ho Chinese BBQ · Austin, TX · Dec 25, 2021

3

Snow Pea Leaves Din Ho Chinese BBQ · Austin, TX · Dec 25, 2021

3

Bone Marrow Salty Sow · Austin, TX · Dec 21, 2021

3

Brussels Salty Sow · Austin, TX · Dec 21, 2021

3

Fries Salty Sow · Austin, TX · Dec 21, 2021

3

Prawn Cocktail Waterbar · San Francisco, CA · Nov 30, 2021

3

Oysters Waterbar · San Francisco, CA · Nov 30, 2021

3

Salt & Pepper Shrimp (only thing Deckhand Oyster Bar · Austin, TX · Nov 19, 2021

3

really) Deckhand Oyster Bar · Austin, TX · Nov 19, 2021

3

Amberjack Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · Nov 19, 2021

3

Blue Crab (I said cat food) Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · Nov 19, 2021

3

Rouge Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · Nov 19, 2021

3

Cacio e Pepe Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · Nov 19, 2021

3

NY Steak w/ Sweet Potato sauce Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · Nov 19, 2021

3

Chocolate Millefeuille Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · Nov 19, 2021

3

Crispy Black Haggis The Devil's Advocate · Edinburgh, Scotland · Nov 12, 2021

3

Aubergines Deli La Tasca · Galway · Nov 9, 2021

3

Iberian pork Deli La Tasca · Galway · Nov 9, 2021

3

Seafood chowder Gus O Connor's · Doolin · Nov 9, 2021

3

steak sandwich Gus O Connor's · Doolin · Nov 9, 2021

3

Ruben Melt (Toastie) Ard Bia · Galway · Nov 8, 2021

3

Brian liked Hake lunch Ard Bia · Galway · Nov 8, 2021

3

Burrata Launderette · Austin, TX · Oct 26, 2021

3

Charred Broccoli Launderette · Austin, TX · Oct 26, 2021

3

Honey Parfait Launderette · Austin, TX · Oct 26, 2021

3

Mochi (Ube - very good Sazan · Austin, TX · Oct 26, 2021

3

Pandan Pistachio - good Sazan · Austin, TX · Oct 26, 2021

3

Coconut - whatever) Sazan · Austin, TX · Oct 26, 2021

3

Gumbo (got 2) Herbsaint · New Orleans, LA · Oct 15, 2021

3

Oysters Herbsaint · New Orleans, LA · Oct 15, 2021

3

French Fries Herbsaint · New Orleans, LA · Oct 15, 2021

3

Banana Brown Butter Tart Herbsaint · New Orleans, LA · Oct 15, 2021

3

Plantain Chips Canje · Austin, TX · Oct 13, 2021

3

Roti (only 1 piece though!!) Canje · Austin, TX · Oct 13, 2021

3

Tres Leches Canje · Austin, TX · Oct 13, 2021

3

Sorbet Canje · Austin, TX · Oct 13, 2021

3

Flan Canje · Austin, TX · Oct 13, 2021

3

Poached Maine Lobster Wing Lei · Las Vegas, NV · Oct 10, 2021 Very filling (2x serving because only me)

3

Beausoleil One Fish Raw Bar · San Jose, CA · Oct 4, 2021

3

Cornbread One Fish Raw Bar · San Jose, CA · Oct 4, 2021

3

Dorade One Fish Raw Bar · San Jose, CA · Oct 4, 2021

3

Apple Pie One Fish Raw Bar · San Jose, CA · Oct 4, 2021

3

Wedge Salad One Fish Raw Bar · San Jose, CA · Oct 4, 2021

3

Fried Rice One Fish Raw Bar · San Jose, CA · Oct 4, 2021

3

John Wick (drink) Sidecar · San Jose, CA · Oct 3, 2021

3

Chocolate Brownie Sidecar · San Jose, CA · Oct 3, 2021

3

Caesar Salad a la Tommy Sammie's Italian · Austin, TX · Oct 2, 2021

3

Chicken Parmigiana Sammie's Italian · Austin, TX · Oct 2, 2021

3

Garlic Sauteed Escarole & Spinach Sammie's Italian · Austin, TX · Oct 2, 2021

3

Pork Chop Sammie's Italian · Austin, TX · Oct 2, 2021

3

New York Cheesecake Sammie's Italian · Austin, TX · Oct 2, 2021

3

Pork Belly Ssam Young Joni · Minneapolis, MN · Sep 3, 2021

3

Bibim Grain (is this the one with peanut sauce?) Young Joni · Minneapolis, MN · Sep 3, 2021

3

Dulcey Pearls (7) D Bar · Denver, CO · May 23, 2021

3

Trio Buns (7) Linger · Denver, CO · May 22, 2021

3

Guava Cheesecake Donut (7) Third Culture · Denver, CO · May 22, 2021

3

Tuna, Salmon. Uroko · Austin, TX · May 18, 2021

2

Burger The Little Darlin · Austin, TX · Apr 17, 2026 Cooked medium-well, which is what I asked for. It's just hard for me to really like these burgers. Kind of bland. Too thick.

$17.00 2

wagyu skirt steak + green peppercorn chips Ada's · Las Vegas, NV · Apr 11, 2026 The difference between the photo of this dish on the main site and what came to our table is funny.

$38.00 2

Nick's Royale With Cheese Ada's · Las Vegas, NV · Apr 11, 2026 Burger too thick and too bland.

$17.00 2

Fagotelli Sinatra Sinatra · Las Vegas, NV · Apr 10, 2026 Server didn't originally put this in. Got this after all the other dishes. I'd skip this.

$45.00 2

DRUNKEN NOODLE Mama Surang Thai Kitchen · Las Vegas, NV · Apr 10, 2026

$19.95 2

Pollo Asado Super Burrito La Victoria Taqueria · San Jose, CA · Apr 7, 2026 I don't know if it's because it was delivered, but it was kind of underwhelming. Also I think they were pretty close to closing. The rice felt old, the meat was a little dry. Orange sauce was spicy. Kind of reminded me more of Iguana's (more smoky, spicy) than the original La Vics Orange Sauce.

$14.95 2

Hawaiian Plate Sparky's Food Company · Maui, HI · Mar 27, 2026 Ended up with a pound of pulled pork that we gave to Face to eat. Lauren - "I don't think he's eating for enjoyment."

$32.00 2

Smoked Meat Sliders Sparky's Food Company · Maui, HI · Mar 27, 2026 These sound delicious but really it was just dry pork in a bao bun.

$18.00 2

Sweet and Sour Chicken Thai Ono (Lahaina) · Maui, HI · Mar 25, 2026

$17.00 2

Fried Pork (Moo Tod) Thai Ono (Lahaina) · Maui, HI · Mar 25, 2026

$18.00 2

Mahi Plate (Lunch) Paia Fish Market Restaurant · Maui, HI · Mar 24, 2026 I got mine with Cajun seasoning and rice. I thought it was a little overcooked. Honestly nothing special.

$24.00 2

Pastrami Ranch Smash Burger Hana Hou Restaurant · Big Island, HI · Mar 22, 2026 I was tempted by the pastrami and the ranch. Should have played the hits and done the local catch.

$27.50 2

House Salad Van Horn's · Austin, TX · Mar 10, 2026

$14.00 2

Lamb Cavatelli Casa Bianca · Austin, TX · Mar 3, 2026 half-order) - Paul and I thought this was good, but Max thought it wasn't that great lamb + hazelnut ragu, fermented honey

$17.00 2

Cassareep Ice Cream Canje · Austin, TX · Mar 1, 2026 "Interesting"

$12.00 2

The Farm Club Mendocino Farms · Seattle, WA · Feb 21, 2026

$14.75 2

roasted turkey, smashed avocado, applewood smoked bacon, tomatoes, pickled red onions, mixed greens, herb aioli, on seeded honey whole wheat Mendocino Farms · Seattle, WA · Feb 21, 2026

2

"Boring. Edible. It makes me hate food." Mendocino Farms · Seattle, WA · Feb 21, 2026

2

Guava Lemonade Mendocino Farms · Seattle, WA · Feb 21, 2026

$4.00 2

agua fresca style Mendocino Farms · Seattle, WA · Feb 21, 2026

2

Canard Fume Le Caviste · Seattle, WA · Feb 20, 2026 Lauren gave it a 4, I didn't like the duck Fromage ($7/pc) - this was a soft goat cheese that was very much not for me

$10.00 2

Queso Fundido w/ Carne Asada Fogon · Seattle, WA · Feb 18, 2026 "I mean it's cheese, I'll always love cheese" - Lauren

$20.00 2

Enchiladas Verdes Fogon · Seattle, WA · Feb 18, 2026 So underwhelming

$20.00 2

Lumache Alla Vodka Tenth House · Seattle, WA · Feb 13, 2026 nduja, vodka sauce, bottarga pangrattato, parmigiano

$34.00 2

Umami Popcorn (Ramen) The Urchin · Seattle, WA · Feb 12, 2026 Udon Salad ($17)

$17.00 2

Menu Chez Noir · San Jose, CA · Feb 9, 2026

$165.00 2

Cheese Fondue Korean Charcoal Spring BBQ · San Jose, CA · Feb 7, 2026

2

Parker House Rolls Bar Zola · Palo Alto, CA · Feb 6, 2026

$14.00 2

wildflower butter Bar Zola · Palo Alto, CA · Feb 6, 2026

2

Escargot Bar Zola · Palo Alto, CA · Feb 6, 2026

$18.00 2

garlic & Parsley butter, puff pastry Bar Zola · Palo Alto, CA · Feb 6, 2026

2

Prime New York Bar Zola · Palo Alto, CA · Feb 6, 2026

$71.00 2

Parisian Gnocchi Bar Zola · Palo Alto, CA · Feb 6, 2026 winter squash - salsify - maitake - broccolini - sunchoke cream sauce - slow egg

$34.00 2

Macaroni and Cheese Bar Zola · Palo Alto, CA · Feb 6, 2026

$14.00 2

macaroni & cheese - aged white cheddar - breadcrumbs Bar Zola · Palo Alto, CA · Feb 6, 2026

2

Sake Pairing wa'z · Seattle, WA · Feb 4, 2026 , Kamoizumi Summer Snow Nigori 4oz glass ($17)

$130.00 2

Bangkok Crab Fried Rice Kalabaw · Seattle, WA · Feb 3, 2026 underwhelming

$25.00 2

All Natural Lemongrass Pork Banh Mi Vinason Pho Kitchen · Seattle, WA · Feb 2, 2026

2

My drinks (OJ penicillin, shark bite) Needle * Thread · Seattle, WA · Feb 1, 2026

2

Rigatoni alla N’duja L'Oca d'Oro · Austin, TX · Jan 23, 2026 kind of dry and bland

$28.00 2

Agnolotti L'Oca d'Oro · Austin, TX · Jan 23, 2026 kind of felt like it was wontons in an asian sauce, there was XO sauce involved, didn't really care for the flavor

2

Petite Hanger Steak L'Oca d'Oro · Austin, TX · Jan 23, 2026 nothing redeemable about this at all (originally I gave this a 1, but it was just super underwhelming when the rest of the dinner was so good)

$38.00 2

Angel Hair Restaurant François · Austin, TX · Jan 22, 2026

$48.00 2

Quesadilla w/ Chorizo Nixta Taqueria · Austin, TX · Jan 16, 2026 underwhelming

$9.00 2

Enchiladas Potosina Tacos Nixta Taqueria · Austin, TX · Jan 16, 2026 lots of cabbage, good flavor, kind of sloppy

$9.00 2

Paneer Naan Zaika · Seattle, WA · Jan 11, 2026

2

Caesar Salad Rocco's · Seattle, WA · Jan 10, 2026

2

Crab & Pork XLB - it's okay. I think it may benefit from being mixed with the soy sauce/chili paste, I was just raw dogging these from the box with my hands Supreme Dumplings · Seattle, WA · Jan 10, 2026

2

Black Truffle & Chicken XLB - better flavor than the Crab & Pork, but truffle and anything would have been better than chicken. Kind of a more neutral flavor, but full bodied compa Supreme Dumplings · Seattle, WA · Jan 10, 2026

2

Espresso Martini Rob Roy · Seattle, WA · Jan 9, 2026

2

Cacio e Pepe (rushed, super disappointed, do not hold against it) Vespaio · Austin, TX · Jan 7, 2026

2

Pappardelle Bolognese (just a ton of bolognese, but also somehow kind of bland) Vespaio · Austin, TX · Jan 7, 2026

2

Brussel Sprouts (honestly don't remember these at all, but wrote 2 on the receipt) Vespaio · Austin, TX · Jan 7, 2026

2

Chocolate Olive Oil Cake Vespaio · Austin, TX · Jan 7, 2026

2

Burger - unimpressive in an already kind of unimpressive culinary trip to Minneapolis Lynette · Minneapolis, MN · Jan 6, 2026

2

Winter of 91 (cocktail) - didn't finish it. wasn't the worst, but did not enjoy it Lynette · Minneapolis, MN · Jan 6, 2026

2

Desert Sun - it was very spicy Little Tijuana · Minneapolis, MN · Jan 4, 2026

2

Popcorn Parlour · Minneapolis, MN · Jan 4, 2026

2

Fries Parlour · Minneapolis, MN · Jan 4, 2026

2

Mama Phuong's Eggrolls - too thin, dry Mandala · Austin, TX · Dec 25, 2025

2

Mini Pancakes - more like little quiches but with coconut milk or something, too sweet and had that kind of grainy/masa texture Mandala · Austin, TX · Dec 25, 2025

2

Viet Style Fried Rice - not greasy enough, just too boring. Max says we should have gotten the other kind of rice/noodles that has the sauce from the salad (from the ribeye) on it Mandala · Austin, TX · Dec 25, 2025

2

Pasta Pomodoro Basilico (not enough sauce, very bland) Pizzeria Cardomomo · San Francisco, CA · Dec 23, 2025

2

Pasta Spaghetti Meatballs (meatballs had a gelatinous texture, but Kevin liked the spiciness of the pasta) Pizzeria Cardomomo · San Francisco, CA · Dec 23, 2025

2

Prosciutto Funghi (mushroom pizza will never win with me) Pizzeria Cardomomo · San Francisco, CA · Dec 23, 2025

2

Albondigas Ala Feria Coqueta · San Francisco, CA · Dec 22, 2025

2

Patatas Bravas Coqueta · San Francisco, CA · Dec 22, 2025

2

Calimari Plato Coqueta · San Francisco, CA · Dec 22, 2025

2

Huevos Rotos Coqueta · San Francisco, CA · Dec 22, 2025

2

All the cocktails Pacific Cocktail Haven · San Francisco, CA · Dec 22, 2025

2

BOM Poutine Burger - kind of just overall unflavorful, the cheese curds were fried Palace Kitchen · Seattle, WA · Dec 16, 2025

2

Fried Fritter - I forget what this was Palace Kitchen · Seattle, WA · Dec 16, 2025

2

Baby It's Cold Outside - drinkable, but that's it. Too syrup-y. The crushed peppermint rim was so sparse, it was ridiculous Palace Kitchen · Seattle, WA · Dec 16, 2025

2

Sour Duck Sourdough Bread & Butter Fish Shop · Austin, TX · Dec 5, 2025 with lobster chili whipped butter

$12.50 2

Spaghetti & Clams Fish Shop · Austin, TX · Dec 5, 2025 manila clams w/ white wine and seaweed butter

$32.25 2

Honey Pie Fish Shop · Austin, TX · Dec 5, 2025

$10.75 2

Painkiller Fish Shop · Austin, TX · Dec 5, 2025 rum, coconut, pineapple, orange juice, dark rum float

$16.25 2

Bainbridge Kolsch, Smoky Campfire Rocky Road Pie Von's Gustobistro · Seattle, WA · Nov 24, 2025

2

Chicken Pad Kee Mao Bangrak Market · Seattle, WA · Nov 23, 2025

2

Al Pastor Quesadilla Carmelo's Tacos · Seattle, WA · Nov 23, 2025

2

Tavern-Style Thin Pizza (Pepperoni, Mushroom, Garlic) Windy City Pie · Seattle, WA · Nov 21, 2025

2

Cherry Macaron La Parisienne · Seattle, WA · Nov 20, 2025

2

Spicy Tuna Handroll Sugo · Seattle, WA · Nov 19, 2025

2

Softshell Crab Handroll Sugo · Seattle, WA · Nov 19, 2025

2

Crispy Shrimp Handroll Sugo · Seattle, WA · Nov 19, 2025

2

Poncha, Shrimp Mozambique Lonely Siren · Seattle, WA · Nov 16, 2025

2

Triple Coconut Cream Pie Slice, Bizarre Brewing Television People Kolsch Serious Pie · Seattle, WA · Nov 14, 2025

2

Spinach Dip Oasthaus · Austin, TX · Nov 12, 2025 , Blackened Chicken Linguini ($17.99), IPA Braised Pork + Spatzle ($18.99)

$15.99 2

Carne Asado Burrito (get chicken next time), Chips and Guac (skip this) Da Crack Mexican Grinds · Kauai, HI · Oct 27, 2025

2

Shrimp and Grits Boatwright's · Orlando, FL · Oct 15, 2025 Sustainable Shrimp and Andouille Sausage served with Spicy Cream Sauce over our Creamy Charleston-style Grits

$28.00 2

Pinakbet Musang · Seattle, WA · Sep 26, 2025

2

Estate Bread Lutie's · Austin, TX · Sep 17, 2025 Estate Bread, Brown and Cultured Butter

$7.00 2

BBQ Shrimp - Lutie's · Austin, TX · Sep 17, 2025

$32.00 2

Creole Fish Lutie's · Austin, TX · Sep 17, 2025 Swordfish, Creole Curry, Green Beans

$36.00 2

Quail Lutie's · Austin, TX · Sep 17, 2025 Quail, 'Sauce Robert,' Shishito Peppers, Figs

$29.00 2

Kubdari (meat pie from Caucasus mountains) Bread Boat · Austin, TX · Sep 17, 2025 just kind of boring and underseasoned. Reminded me of like a bad chopped cheese, but without the cheese. I added the cheese from the bread boat and that made it better.

2

Half Herb Caesar Casa Bianca · Austin, TX · Jul 16, 2025 artichoke, sourdough breadcrumbs

$12.00 2

Half Lamb Cavatelli Casa Bianca · Austin, TX · Jul 16, 2025 lamb + hazelnut ragu, fermented honey

$16.00 2

Limoncello Donut Casa Bianca · Austin, TX · Jul 16, 2025 preserved lemon cream

$7.00 2

La Brasa Casa Bianca · Austin, TX · Jul 16, 2025 tequila cabrito blanco, chile habanero, giffard mangue, lime

$16.00 2

Arancini al Cacio e Pepe, Meatballs, Vodka Pizza w/ Pepperoni, Eddie's Beef Bolognese, Hibiscus Marg (frozen) La Volta Pizza Club · Austin, TX · Jun 26, 2025

2

Cheesy Yuca Balls (melted cheese, some not fully melted...), Guac and Chips (I thought flavorless, Sofia liked) Ayayay · Chicago, IL · Apr 29, 2025

2

Jalapeno Grapefruit cocktail Bar Sotano · Chicago, IL · Apr 23, 2025

2

Gem Caesar Salad (no added protein, Sofia liked), Pot of Mussels, Rigatoni alla Vodka, Casa do Valle Alvarinho (carafe) The Smith · Chicago, IL · Apr 23, 2025

2

Loaded wedge salad, Mashed potatoes, Creamed Spinach Gibson's Bar and Steakhouse · Chicago, IL · Apr 14, 2025

2

Sweet & Sour Ahi Belly Umekes Fish Market Bar & Grill · Big Island, HI · Mar 23, 2025 Got too adventurous. Play the hits and get the Ahi Tacos next time!

$24.00 2

Rogan Josh (Lamb), Regular Naan Maharaj Indian Grill · Chicago, IL · Mar 20, 2025

2

Italian Club Sandwich, Turkey Sandwich (Sofia) Cafe Zoot · Chicago, IL · Mar 6, 2025

2

Half Pulpo Fonda Lo Que Hay · Panama City, FL · Feb 22, 2025

2

Chili Garlic Edamame, Boiled Shrimp Gyoza, Garlic Bok Choy Birdman Ramen · Chicago, IL · Feb 20, 2025

2

XO Shrimp & Pork Dumplings (disappointing tbh) Ramen-San Deluxe · Chicago, IL · Oct 10, 2024

2

Pechuga de Pollo (super thin chicken breasts) 5 Rabanitos · Chicago, IL · Aug 23, 2024

2

Old Fashioned Rye, Bourbon Renewal, Lamb Pappardelle, Espresso Carajillo, Choc Tart Fig Italian Kitchen · Austin, TX · Aug 18, 2024

2

Shishito, Pho Dumplings (Sofia said NG), Pork Belly Skewer, Madai Nigiri, Hama Chili, Inada Nigiri Uchiba · Austin, TX · Aug 13, 2024

2

Erin's Mac & Cheese (needed salt + pepper, but still ate it all), All Kale Caesar (Sofia rating) Vinaigrette · Austin, TX · Aug 13, 2024

2

Solemn Oath beer, HH Blackberry Mule (WH-) About Last Knife (ALK) · Chicago, IL · Aug 6, 2024

2

Shrimp Cocktail, Pigs in a Blanket RL Restaurant · Chicago, IL · Aug 6, 2024

2

Gold Rush Gilt Bar · Chicago, IL · Jul 31, 2024

$18.00 2

Seared Ahi Wontons (lots of ahi), Dime Piece (cocktail) No Vacancy · Chicago, IL · Jul 31, 2024

2

Tuscan Chicken Sandwich w/ fries The Marq · Chicago, IL · Jul 30, 2024

2

Chocolate Chip Scone Hardy Coffee · Omaha, NE · Jun 18, 2024

2

Phoenix Fields, Evan Black, Malort Fizzy's Fountain & Liquors · Omaha, NE · Jun 16, 2024

2

Cold Brew Martini Tiny House Bar · Omaha, NE · Jun 16, 2024

2

Chicken Kebab sifr · Chicago, IL · May 30, 2024

$22.00 2

Edamame, Seaweed Salad, On the Go, Tan Tan Men Friends Ramen · Chicago, IL · May 29, 2024

2

Baby Back, Cracklins, Cucumber Cochon · New Orleans, LA · May 25, 2024

2

Caviar Bump, Cheese Curds, Tuna Ceviche Pops for Champagne & Watershed · Chicago, IL · May 21, 2024

2

Arancini, Sticky Brussels Sprouts Launderette · Austin, TX · May 12, 2024

2

Malort Flight CH Distillery · Chicago, IL · May 10, 2024

2

Chicken Parmesan, Espresso Martini Nonnina · Chicago, IL · May 10, 2024

2

Albarino (wine), Crudo, Short Rib Hummus (I think I liked this), Agnolotti, Whole Fish, Ketel One, Espresso di Notte, Cheese Cake, Profiterole avec · Chicago, IL · Apr 19, 2024

2

Maple Glazed Pork Belly, Thai Sausage Skewers, Korean BBQ, Tavern Pie, Cherry Chai Young Joni · Minneapolis, MN · Apr 13, 2024

2

Cauliflower, Rigatoni, Pineapple & Coconut Dario · Minneapolis, MN · Apr 13, 2024

2

GLS Barbera, Spiced Carpaccio, Pappardelle w/ Veal ragu, Calamarata w/ Raw Tuna, Salted Caramel Crespelle Bar La Grassa · Minneapolis, MN · Apr 12, 2024

2

Chopped Cheese Little Tijuana · Minneapolis, MN · Apr 11, 2024

2

Choclo (Sofia G), Pollo a la Brasso (Sofia E) Cabra · Chicago, IL · Mar 21, 2024

2

Italian Beef Buona · Chicago, IL · Mar 20, 2024 Can you get a too wet Italian Beef? Yes. Yes, you can.

2

Lux Lisbon, Old Fashioned, Bruschetta (cold?), Cont Broccoli (WH-) Vespaio · Austin, TX · Mar 16, 2024

2

Burnt Ends, Chips and Salsa Tyson's Tacos · Austin, TX · Mar 11, 2024

2

Espresso martini Donato Enoteca · San Francisco, CA · Feb 14, 2024

2

Rumble in the Bronx (cocktail), HH Sweet Potatoes (-) Orchard City Kitchen · San Jose, CA · Feb 13, 2024

2

Jubano Ryes and Grind · San Diego, CA · Feb 9, 2024

2

Oysters. Pho Dumplings. Bonito (Hagatsuo). Hot Rock A5. Zero Sen. Bincho Nigiri (Albacore). Shime Saba (Mackerel). Gyutoro. A5 Wagyu Nigiri. Chocolate Cremeux. Uchiba · Austin, TX · Feb 6, 2024

2

Box combo. Raising Cane's · Austin, TX · Feb 4, 2024

2

Mochinut. Half cheese/half hotdog corndog. Mochinut · Austin, TX · Feb 2, 2024

2

Pork belly tacos (too dry, IIRC) Ramen Del Barrio · Austin, TX · Feb 2, 2024

2

Hot Love Drinks Lounge · Austin, TX · Jan 26, 2024

2

Dark Chocolate Panna Cotta. Calabres (salami had too much of an off taste. I think the move from now on is to go Red Pie and add pepperoni). Bufalina · Austin, TX · Jan 26, 2024

2

Whatever the night cap shot I got. We thought maybe just pure cointreau. Nickel City · Austin, TX · Jan 26, 2024

2

Phatty Beef, Phatty Chicken, Jerk Chicken plate, Mac and Cheese Traphouse Carribean · Austin, TX · Jan 26, 2024

2

Kentucky Mule (drink), Thursday Special (Gin & Raspberry? drink), Espresso Alexander, Margarita. Mapo Tofu Mazemen (Thursday ramen special Peached Tortilla · Austin, TX · Jan 25, 2024 spicy, oily, bland). #60 Fried Rice w/ Chili Crisp (bland w/o the crisp. like a SLIGHTLY up fried rice). Pork Belly Buns. Sticky Rice w/ Yuzu Pineapple glaze.

2

Roast Beef Sando. Texas Smash Burger. Hi Hat Public House · Austin, TX · Jan 19, 2024

2

Penicillin Cannon & Belle · Austin, TX · Jan 18, 2024

2

Green Enchiladas. Matt's El Rancho · Austin, TX · Jan 6, 2024

2

Beef Banh Mi. (wish it was a lot warmer) Lily's Sandwich · Austin, TX · Jan 3, 2024

2

Smash Burger (super thin Nice Guy Food Co · Chicago, IL · Sep 22, 2023

2

should have done a double) Nice Guy Food Co · Chicago, IL · Sep 22, 2023

2

Hazy Susan The Long Room · Chicago, IL · Sep 22, 2023

2

Tobacco Old Fashioned The Long Room · Chicago, IL · Sep 22, 2023

2

Behave Yourself (fruit tarts) The Victor Bar · Chicago, IL · Sep 22, 2023

2

Spanish Caravan (puke aftertaste) The Victor Bar · Chicago, IL · Sep 22, 2023

2

Thunder in Pearadise (generic tiki drink) The Victor Bar · Chicago, IL · Sep 22, 2023

2

Kung Pao Cauliflower (+) Ah Sing Den · Austin, TX · Aug 25, 2023

2

Chicken Katsu Sando Ah Sing Den · Austin, TX · Aug 25, 2023

2

Are You Afraid of the Dark (drink) Ah Sing Den · Austin, TX · Aug 25, 2023

2

Bao buns Ah Sing Den · Austin, TX · Aug 25, 2023

2

Japanese Cheesecake Ah Sing Den · Austin, TX · Aug 25, 2023

2

Macaroons Ah Sing Den · Austin, TX · Aug 25, 2023

2

Lechon Asado (+) Habana · Austin, TX · Aug 25, 2023

2

Ropa Vieja (+) Habana · Austin, TX · Aug 25, 2023

2

Coconut Mai Tai Habana · Austin, TX · Aug 25, 2023

2

Mojito Habana · Austin, TX · Aug 25, 2023

2

Crispy Fried Oysters Gray Market · Austin, TX · Aug 23, 2023

2

Starlie Salad Gray Market · Austin, TX · Aug 23, 2023

2

Pizza Pockets Coast 2 Coast Subs · Austin, TX · Aug 16, 2023

2

Original Cheesesteak (- / fringe NG) Coast 2 Coast Subs · Austin, TX · Aug 16, 2023

2

Corn Dog (Amy good) Geraldine's · Austin, TX · Aug 16, 2023

2

Shrimp (Amy Good) Geraldine's · Austin, TX · Aug 16, 2023

2

Chicken & Waffles Geraldine's · Austin, TX · Aug 16, 2023

2

Brisket (was pretty dry) Geraldine's · Austin, TX · Aug 16, 2023

2

Mortadella pizza (like a JJ mayo sandwich) Bufalina · Austin, TX · Aug 12, 2023

2

Wodka Vodka (I think our request of a Pornstar Martini) Roosevelt Room · Austin, TX · Aug 5, 2023

2

Sourdough bread & accoutrements (I think just honey and some hummus spread) Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · Aug 4, 2023

2

Chicken Sandwich (-) June's All Day · Austin, TX · Aug 3, 2023

2

Beet salad (I'd actually get it again) Peche · Austin, TX · Jul 29, 2023

2

Escargot (ladies liked the butter dipping) Peche · Austin, TX · Jul 29, 2023

2

oysters on the half shell (wouldn't get again) Peche · Austin, TX · Jul 29, 2023

2

Champagne Papi drink Peche · Austin, TX · Jul 29, 2023

2

Some of the other sushi Neighborhood Sushi · Austin, TX · Jul 24, 2023

2

"wagyu" sashimi Neighborhood Sushi · Austin, TX · Jul 24, 2023

2

Lamb B. Cooper BBQ · Austin, TX · Jul 23, 2023

2

Half Chicken Comedor · Austin, TX · Jul 22, 2023

2

Chocolate Tamale (didn't eat) Comedor · Austin, TX · Jul 22, 2023

2

Cozze Alla Posillipo Vespaio · Austin, TX · Jul 2, 2023

2

Carbonara (very bland this time!!) Vespaio · Austin, TX · Jul 2, 2023

2

lasagne Vespaio · Austin, TX · Jul 2, 2023

2

Mahi Mahi (I think it was a special) Herbsaint · New Orleans, LA · Jun 28, 2023

2

fried oysters Herbsaint · New Orleans, LA · Jun 28, 2023

2

Tranquillo (drink) Herbsaint · New Orleans, LA · Jun 28, 2023

2

Sazerac (I must not like these!!) Herbsaint · New Orleans, LA · Jun 28, 2023

2

Broccolini 93-Til · Houston, TX · Jun 28, 2023

2

Burger Wednesday(WH+) 93-Til · Houston, TX · Jun 28, 2023

2

Jamal's Martini (drink) 93-Til · Houston, TX · Jun 28, 2023

2

Shrimp Brochette Cypress Grill · Austin, TX · Jun 25, 2023

2

Crawfish Eggrolls Cypress Grill · Austin, TX · Jun 25, 2023 I said borderline not good, Amy said 8.5 (very good)

$11.99 2

Fratello Via Farina · Omaha, NE · Jun 23, 2023

2

Seasonal Cocktail (Blackberry smash?) Via Farina · Omaha, NE · Jun 23, 2023

2

Empanadas Cumbia · Omaha, NE · Jun 22, 2023

2

Chicharron Sandwich Cumbia · Omaha, NE · Jun 22, 2023

2

Green Pepper Rings (deep fried bell peppers) Crescent Moon · Omaha, NE · Jun 21, 2023

2

Espresso Martini Fizzy's Fountain & Liquors · Omaha, NE · Jun 21, 2023

2

Pisco Sour Fizzy's Fountain & Liquors · Omaha, NE · Jun 21, 2023

2

Cool Runnings Fizzy's Fountain & Liquors · Omaha, NE · Jun 21, 2023

2

Mac N Cheese Fizzy's Fountain & Liquors · Omaha, NE · Jun 21, 2023

2

Thai Lahv M's Pub · Omaha, NE · Jun 18, 2023

2

Wings (pretty sure they were dry/not great) Wilson & Washburn · Omaha, NE · Jun 17, 2023

2

Cedar Grilled Salmon Orchard City Kitchen · San Jose, CA · Jun 12, 2023

2

Bucatini Pasta w/ Buona Forchetta sauce + Guanciale Buona Forchetta · San Diego, CA · Jun 9, 2023 It just didn't work. The noodle selection wasn't great, the sauce didn't really stick, too bland.

2

Oyster tasting Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · May 24, 2023

2

Crudo Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · May 24, 2023

2

Bread Service (dip was good) Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · May 24, 2023

2

Chicken Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · May 24, 2023

2

Maltagliati Cafe Malta · Austin, TX · May 23, 2023

2

Croque Madame (Steve Good) Cafe Malta · Austin, TX · May 23, 2023

2

Thank You Sir (drink) Cafe Malta · Austin, TX · May 23, 2023

2

Prime Texas Strip (maybe WH+) Odd Duck · Austin, TX · May 14, 2023

2

Masa naan Odd Duck · Austin, TX · May 14, 2023

2

corn bread (it's cornbread) Odd Duck · Austin, TX · May 14, 2023

2

Coconut Creme Brulee Beach House · Kauai, HI · May 7, 2023

2

Lemon Semolina Cake (WH/NG) Beach House · Kauai, HI · May 7, 2023

2

Szechuan Green Beans Beach House · Kauai, HI · May 7, 2023

2

South Side Smash (drink) Beach House · Kauai, HI · May 7, 2023

2

Espresso Martini (drink) Beach House · Kauai, HI · May 7, 2023

2

Scallion Pancake w/ Curry Dip Lin · Austin, TX · Apr 24, 2023

2

Volcano Shrimp Lin · Austin, TX · Apr 24, 2023

2

I essentially made a philly cheesesteak with the blackened ribeye poboy with added onions and cheese Turf N Surf Po Boy · Austin, TX · Apr 24, 2023

2

Buffalo chicken tenders Turf N Surf Po Boy · Austin, TX · Apr 23, 2023

2

Caesar salad Backspace · Austin, TX · Apr 21, 2023

2

Fried Artichokes Nido · Austin, TX · Apr 19, 2023

2

Chocolate Mousse Nido · Austin, TX · Apr 19, 2023

2

Dry Age Burger Nido · Austin, TX · Apr 19, 2023

2

Mac N Please Mr. Pimento · Austin, TX · Apr 14, 2023

2

Coconut shrimp Mai Thai · Austin, TX · Apr 10, 2023

2

Pad Kee Mao w/ Chicken Mai Thai · Austin, TX · Apr 10, 2023

2

Fries Cigar City Brewing · Tampa, FL · Apr 9, 2023

2

Extra Crispy Lager Cigar City Brewing · Tampa, FL · Apr 9, 2023

2

Papas Fritas La Teresita · Tampa, FL · Apr 8, 2023

2

Cheese Toast La Teresita · Tampa, FL · Apr 8, 2023

2

Island Mojito Doc Ford's · St. Petersburg, FL · Apr 8, 2023

2

Mojito Columbia Restaurant · Tampa, FL · Apr 7, 2023

2

Bread Pudding Columbia Restaurant · Tampa, FL · Apr 7, 2023

2

Cafe Ricardo (drink) Columbia Restaurant · Tampa, FL · Apr 7, 2023

2

Paella a la Valencia (WH-) Columbia Restaurant · Tampa, FL · Apr 7, 2023

2

Yucca fries Hemingway's Cuban Kitchen · Tampa, FL · Apr 7, 2023

2

Beef/Lamb Combo Gyro LaLa's Gyros · Tampa, FL · Apr 6, 2023

2

Meatball Tag Entree Vespaio · Austin, TX · Apr 5, 2023

2

Vespa (cocktail) Vespaio · Austin, TX · Apr 5, 2023

2

Chocolate Mousse Vespaio · Austin, TX · Apr 5, 2023

2

Cowboy chicken sandwich Flyrite · Austin, TX · Apr 1, 2023

2

Boneless wings Twin Peaks · Austin, TX · Mar 26, 2023

2

Knotty Brunette (beer) Twin Peaks · Austin, TX · Mar 26, 2023

2

Gyoza Mashi No Mashi · Tokyo · Mar 25, 2023

2

Chocolate & Banana pancakes Magia Di Farina · Tokyo · Mar 24, 2023

2

Thai Iced Coffee Bangkok Bold Kitchen · Bangkok · Mar 12, 2023

2

Pumpkin Dumplings with Chestnut Bangkok Bold Kitchen · Bangkok · Mar 12, 2023

2

Salted Beef Fried Rice Bangkok Bold Kitchen · Bangkok · Mar 12, 2023

2

Steamed Bread with Corn Custard Bangkok Bold Kitchen · Bangkok · Mar 12, 2023

2

Young Toddy Palm in Longan Bangkok Bold Kitchen · Bangkok · Mar 12, 2023

2

Crispy Spring Rolls Bangkok Bold Kitchen · Bangkok · Mar 12, 2023

2

Chicken Jinroku Anti · Tokyo · Mar 10, 2023

2

Pink Pineapple Bacalaíto Grilled Pink Shrimp Oxtail Beef Patties Braised Texas Greens "Callaloo" Fried Sweet Plantains Spaghetti Squash Choka Cassareep Ice Cream Canje · Austin, TX · Mar 5, 2023

2

Burnt ends The Corner · Austin, TX · Feb 25, 2023

2

ceviche The Corner · Austin, TX · Feb 25, 2023

2

Crab Finger Lenoir · Austin, TX · Feb 24, 2023

2

Hushpuppy appetizer Lenoir · Austin, TX · Feb 24, 2023

2

Sweet potato dessert cake Lenoir · Austin, TX · Feb 24, 2023

2

Box Combo Raising Cane's · Austin, TX · Feb 22, 2023

2

Tajarin al Tartufo Be Steak A · San Jose, CA · Feb 20, 2023

2

Toasted Panettone Be Steak A · San Jose, CA · Feb 20, 2023

2

Delmonico steak Be Steak A · San Jose, CA · Feb 20, 2023

2

roasted potatoes Be Steak A · San Jose, CA · Feb 20, 2023

2

Berkshire Pork Chop Protege · Palo Alto, CA · Feb 17, 2023

2

A5 Wagyu 2 Protege · Palo Alto, CA · Feb 17, 2023

2

Charred Broccolini Luminaire · Austin, TX · Feb 16, 2023

2

Smashed Chickpea Toastie Luminaire · Austin, TX · Feb 16, 2023

2

Chicken Albondigas Luminaire · Austin, TX · Feb 16, 2023

2

Burger (-) Luminaire · Austin, TX · Feb 16, 2023

2

Churros and Chocolate Luminaire · Austin, TX · Feb 16, 2023

2

All the Spoils (cocktail) Luminaire · Austin, TX · Feb 16, 2023

2

Foie Gras Barley Swine · Austin, TX · Jan 27, 2023

2

Duck Barley Swine · Austin, TX · Jan 27, 2023

2

Aguachile Al Chiltepin Este · Austin, TX · Jan 18, 2023

2

Squash (fringe good) Este · Austin, TX · Jan 18, 2023

2

Cabbage (Amy and Brian said good) Intero · Austin, TX · Jan 15, 2023

2

Pork Shoulder Hash Launderette · Austin, TX · Jan 7, 2023

2

Florentine Benny Launderette · Austin, TX · Jan 7, 2023

2

Crudo (no reason for $50 oysters) Juniper · Austin, TX · Jan 6, 2023

2

Stracciatella Juniper · Austin, TX · Jan 6, 2023

2

Pineapple Orange Mousse Juniper · Austin, TX · Jan 6, 2023

2

Verde Juniper · Austin, TX · Jan 6, 2023

2

Popover Rosewood Chop House · Austin, TX · Dec 28, 2022

2

Spaetzle (too much mustard) Rosewood Chop House · Austin, TX · Dec 28, 2022

2

Sorbet Rosewood Chop House · Austin, TX · Dec 28, 2022

2

Chocolate Crumble Gelato Rosewood Chop House · Austin, TX · Dec 28, 2022

2

Shanghai Egg Roll Chinatown Westlake · Austin, TX · Dec 25, 2022

2

Everything else - Gougeres Birdie's · Austin, TX · Dec 22, 2022

2

Salad Birdie's · Austin, TX · Dec 22, 2022

2

Boeuf Bourguignon Birdie's · Austin, TX · Dec 22, 2022

2

Fleming's Salad (didn't try Aristotle's Caesar salad) Fleming's · Austin, TX · Dec 20, 2022

2

lava cake Fleming's · Austin, TX · Dec 20, 2022

2

gooey chocolate cake Fleming's · Austin, TX · Dec 20, 2022

2

Fried Shrimp Launderette · Austin, TX · Dec 15, 2022

2

Plancha Burger Launderette · Austin, TX · Dec 15, 2022

2

Sticky Pork Ribs Launderette · Austin, TX · Dec 15, 2022

2

Roasted Carrots Launderette · Austin, TX · Dec 15, 2022

2

Caramelized Cauliflower Launderette · Austin, TX · Dec 15, 2022

2

Chevre Mousse Launderette · Austin, TX · Dec 15, 2022

2

Pumpkin Sticky Toffee Cake Launderette · Austin, TX · Dec 15, 2022

2

Brisket Burnt Ends Mum Foods · Austin, TX · Dec 14, 2022

2

Short Rib Burnt Ends Mum Foods · Austin, TX · Dec 14, 2022

2

Shells & Cheese (Max said not good) Mum Foods · Austin, TX · Dec 14, 2022

2

Mini Corndogs Skinny's Off the Track · Austin, TX · Dec 10, 2022

2

Caesar salad The Backspace · Austin, TX · Dec 9, 2022

2

Burger Little Brother · Austin, TX · Dec 8, 2022

2

frozen cocktail Little Brother · Austin, TX · Dec 8, 2022

2

Adult Chicken Nuggets (overcooked) Lustre Pearl East · Austin, TX · Dec 8, 2022

2

Suppli Bufalina · Austin, TX · Dec 2, 2022

2

Caponata Bufalina · Austin, TX · Dec 2, 2022

2

Bibb Salad Bufalina · Austin, TX · Dec 2, 2022

2

Ice Cream & Sherry Bufalina · Austin, TX · Dec 2, 2022

2

Chocoalte Mousse Bufalina · Austin, TX · Dec 2, 2022

2

Torta di Ricotta Bufalina · Austin, TX · Dec 2, 2022

2

Hamburger June's All Day · Austin, TX · Nov 30, 2022

2

Tortelli con Mele Pelino's Pasta · Columbus, OH · Nov 26, 2022

2

Carbonara Pelino's Pasta · Columbus, OH · Nov 26, 2022

2

Caramello e Frutta Della Passione (+) Pelino's Pasta · Columbus, OH · Nov 26, 2022

2

Tagliatelle Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · Nov 20, 2022

2

Chocolate Chips Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · Nov 20, 2022

2

Cookies & Cream cookie (super dry Evie & Me Cookies · Austin, TX · Nov 19, 2022

2

crumbly) Evie & Me Cookies · Austin, TX · Nov 19, 2022

2

La Pugliese pasta Heel of the Boot · Austin, TX · Nov 19, 2022

2

San Antonio beef hotdog Hot Dog King · Austin, TX · Nov 19, 2022

2

Egg tart Julie Myrtille Bakery · Austin, TX · Nov 19, 2022

2

French strawberry cake Julie Myrtille Bakery · Austin, TX · Nov 19, 2022

2

Filet Mignon Green Curry 1618 Asian Fusion · Austin, TX · Nov 17, 2022

2

Thai Pineapple Fried Rice 1618 Asian Fusion · Austin, TX · Nov 17, 2022

2

Sugar Cane Shrimp 1618 Asian Fusion · Austin, TX · Nov 17, 2022

2

Wood-fired artichokes Tiny Boxwoods · Austin, TX · Nov 16, 2022

2

Turkey Avocado Club Tiny Boxwoods · Austin, TX · Nov 16, 2022

2

Crab Kazu Nori · New York, NY · Nov 13, 2022

2

Tie-Dye pizza Rubirosa · New York, NY · Nov 12, 2022

2

Spaghetti and meatballs Rubirosa · New York, NY · Nov 12, 2022

2

Pepperoni Pie Sauce · New York, NY · Nov 12, 2022

2

Shrimp skewers Nowon · New York, NY · Nov 11, 2022

2

broccolini Nowon · New York, NY · Nov 11, 2022

2

fried chicken Nowon · New York, NY · Nov 11, 2022

2

chopped cheese rice medallions Nowon · New York, NY · Nov 11, 2022

2

legendary burger Nowon · New York, NY · Nov 11, 2022

2

cucumber kimchi Nowon · New York, NY · Nov 11, 2022

2

dessert Nowon · New York, NY · Nov 11, 2022

2

+ a la carte Cheesy Mushroom Rice Nowon · New York, NY · Nov 11, 2022

2

Tajarin Carbonara L'Artusi · New York, NY · Nov 10, 2022

2

Pici Nero L'Artusi · New York, NY · Nov 10, 2022

2

Branzino L'Artusi · New York, NY · Nov 10, 2022

2

Gelato L'Artusi · New York, NY · Nov 10, 2022

2

Apple Bread Pudding (not sure about this ranking) L'Artusi · New York, NY · Nov 10, 2022

2

Shark drink Please Don't Tell · New York, NY · Nov 10, 2022

2

Roast Beef Po Boy (Steve liked it Pinthouse Pizza (Ben White) · Austin, TX · Nov 8, 2022

2

Pork entree (maybe the Texas Iberico Pork?) The Carillon · Austin, TX · Nov 8, 2022

2

Chocolate on Chocolate dessert The Carillon · Austin, TX · Nov 8, 2022

2

Espresso dessert The Carillon · Austin, TX · Nov 8, 2022

2

Second Deadly Sin Gourmands · Austin, TX · Nov 7, 2022

2

Godfather Gourmands · Austin, TX · Nov 7, 2022

2

Wagyu Cheeseburger Salty Sow · Austin, TX · Nov 2, 2022

2

Candied Pork Belly (WH-) Salty Sow · Austin, TX · Nov 2, 2022

2

Brussels Sprouts Two Hands · Austin, TX · Nov 1, 2022

2

Chicken Bowl Two Hands · Austin, TX · Nov 1, 2022

2

Strawberry Chicken Bamboo House · Austin, TX · Oct 31, 2022

2

Halibut (overcooked ATX Cocina · Austin, TX · Oct 23, 2022

2

$48!!) ATX Cocina · Austin, TX · Oct 23, 2022

2

HH Pork Taco ATX Cocina · Austin, TX · Oct 23, 2022

2

Machete (too heavy) ATX Cocina · Austin, TX · Oct 23, 2022

2

Apple Struedel Kolache Suerte · Austin, TX · Oct 15, 2022

2

Brisket (kind of weirdly dry Distant Relatives · Austin, TX · Oct 12, 2022

2

good Distant Relatives · Austin, TX · Oct 12, 2022

2

but like the brisket you'd get in fried rice) Distant Relatives · Austin, TX · Oct 12, 2022

2

ribs Distant Relatives · Austin, TX · Oct 12, 2022

2

Milanesa de Pollo (chicken overcooked Chapulin Cantina · Austin, TX · Oct 7, 2022

2

poblano pasta didn't pair at all) Chapulin Cantina · Austin, TX · Oct 7, 2022

2

Queso Fundido (w/ Huitlacoche - $18!!) Chapulin Cantina · Austin, TX · Oct 7, 2022

2

Aguachile de Atun y Callo de Acha Chapulin Cantina · Austin, TX · Oct 7, 2022

2

Berry Flan (WH+) Chapulin Cantina · Austin, TX · Oct 7, 2022

2

Oaxacarajillo (drink) Chapulin Cantina · Austin, TX · Oct 7, 2022

2

Strawberry Mango sando Choo Sando · Austin, TX · Oct 6, 2022

2

chicken sando Choo Sando · Austin, TX · Oct 6, 2022

2

Papas Bravas (Max rating - didn't have) T-Loc's Sonora Hot Dogs · Austin, TX · Oct 6, 2022

2

Fazzoletti Be Steak A · San Jose, CA · Oct 2, 2022

2

Funghetti Be Steak A · San Jose, CA · Oct 2, 2022

2

Tajarin al Tartufo Be Steak A · San Jose, CA · Oct 2, 2022

2

Monkey Buns Ettan · Palo Alto, CA · Sep 30, 2022

2

Ettan Wings Ettan · Palo Alto, CA · Sep 30, 2022

2

Gulf Shrimp Ettan · Palo Alto, CA · Sep 30, 2022

2

Scallops Ettan · Palo Alto, CA · Sep 30, 2022

2

Seabass Collar Ettan · Palo Alto, CA · Sep 30, 2022

2

Paneer Makhani Ettan · Palo Alto, CA · Sep 30, 2022

2

Raspberry Sorbet Ettan · Palo Alto, CA · Sep 30, 2022

2

Vodka pasta Tommasos · San Francisco, CA · Sep 30, 2022

2

Mac & Cheese Bites Dirty Frank's · Columbus, OH · Sep 25, 2022

2

Caesar Salad Lindey's · Columbus, OH · Sep 24, 2022

2

Curly Fries Honest John's · Detroit, MI · Sep 23, 2022

2

Not Good: Chicken & Waffle (frozen chicken) Honest John's · Detroit, MI · Sep 23, 2022

2

Patty Melt (super overcooked/dry) Honest John's · Detroit, MI · Sep 23, 2022

2

Vegetable egg roll House of Three Gorges · Austin, TX · Sep 18, 2022

2

Sichuan Twice Cooked Pork House of Three Gorges · Austin, TX · Sep 18, 2022

2

Crab Claws Maie Day · Austin, TX · Sep 13, 2022

2

Caesar Salad Maie Day · Austin, TX · Sep 13, 2022

2

Mac N Cheese (Amy said Good) Maie Day · Austin, TX · Sep 13, 2022

2

Oysters Maie Day · Austin, TX · Sep 13, 2022

2

Feta dip Wax Myrtle's · Austin, TX · Sep 9, 2022

2

spicy pecan and pepper dip Wax Myrtle's · Austin, TX · Sep 9, 2022

2

house salad Wax Myrtle's · Austin, TX · Sep 9, 2022

2

caesar salad Wax Myrtle's · Austin, TX · Sep 9, 2022

2

rice pudding Wax Myrtle's · Austin, TX · Sep 9, 2022

2

Fried Chicken Sandwich (doesn't come with any side either!!) Irene's · Austin, TX · Sep 8, 2022

2

Chicken Wings Tropicana · Austin, TX · Sep 5, 2022

2

Lechon Asado (surprising because this should be the best!!) Tropicana · Austin, TX · Sep 5, 2022

2

Dana's Parmesan Crusted Chicken Cooper's Hawk · Columbus, OH · Sep 4, 2022

2

Cheese and Sausage Arancini Cooper's Hawk · Columbus, OH · Sep 4, 2022

2

Pommes Peche · Austin, TX · Aug 29, 2022

2

Mac & Cheese (I know!!) Peche · Austin, TX · Aug 29, 2022

2

Bananas Foster Peche · Austin, TX · Aug 29, 2022

2

Cauliflower Tots Better Half Bar · Austin, TX · Aug 25, 2022

2

Churros Better Half Bar · Austin, TX · Aug 25, 2022

2

Falafel Devil May Care · Austin, TX · Aug 24, 2022

2

Patatas Devil May Care · Austin, TX · Aug 24, 2022

2

Chili Chicken Devil May Care · Austin, TX · Aug 24, 2022

2

Hellfire (drink) Devil May Care · Austin, TX · Aug 24, 2022

2

Wicked Garden (drink) Devil May Care · Austin, TX · Aug 24, 2022

2

Chicken Wings Le Bleu · Austin, TX · Aug 23, 2022

2

Shaken Steak Banh Mi Le Bleu · Austin, TX · Aug 23, 2022

2

Grilled Pork Noodles Le Bleu · Austin, TX · Aug 23, 2022

2

Salt & Pepper Shrimp Le Bleu · Austin, TX · Aug 23, 2022

2

Creme Brulee Le Bleu · Austin, TX · Aug 23, 2022

2

Burrata salad Monkey's Ink'd Pizza · Austin, TX · Aug 21, 2022

2

Summer Ready Papi's · Austin, TX · Aug 18, 2022

2

Grilled Carrot Comedor · Austin, TX · Aug 17, 2022

2

45oz Porterhouse J. Carver's · Austin, TX · Aug 16, 2022

2

Caesar salad J. Carver's · Austin, TX · Aug 16, 2022

2

Tagliatelle J. Carver's · Austin, TX · Aug 16, 2022

2

Asparagus J. Carver's · Austin, TX · Aug 16, 2022

2

Banana Foster Bread Pudding J. Carver's · Austin, TX · Aug 16, 2022

2

Loaded queso Fresa's · Austin, TX · Aug 12, 2022

2

Fritto Misto (Amy - good) Lutie's · Austin, TX · Aug 9, 2022

2

Crudo (Steve favorite Lutie's · Austin, TX · Aug 9, 2022

2

Paul - good) Lutie's · Austin, TX · Aug 9, 2022

2

Chickpea Lutie's · Austin, TX · Aug 9, 2022

2

Estate Bread Lutie's · Austin, TX · Aug 9, 2022

2

BBQ Shrimp (Paul - Good) Lutie's · Austin, TX · Aug 9, 2022

2

Creole Swordfish Lutie's · Austin, TX · Aug 9, 2022

2

Texas Beef (Paul - most funky dry age he's had) Lutie's · Austin, TX · Aug 9, 2022

2

Vegetable Samosa Jaipur Palace · Austin, TX · Aug 3, 2022

2

Mango Lassi Jaipur Palace · Austin, TX · Aug 3, 2022

2

Parisa Rosewood Chop House · Austin, TX · Aug 2, 2022

2

Chocolate Cake Rosewood Chop House · Austin, TX · Aug 2, 2022

2

Pan Seared Fish Vixen's Wedding · Austin, TX · Jul 31, 2022

2

Pumpkin & Cardamom Mousse Vixen's Wedding · Austin, TX · Jul 31, 2022

2

High Tea Pate and what-not (off-menu) Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · Jul 24, 2022

2

Red Snapper Crudo Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · Jul 24, 2022

2

Wagyu Tartare Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · Jul 24, 2022

2

Johnny Cake w/ tea/soup (off-menu) Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · Jul 24, 2022

2

Red Drink (off-menu) Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · Jul 24, 2022

2

Bread & Accoutrements Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · Jul 24, 2022

2

Prosciutto Naan (Andrew said Good) District Kitchen · Austin, TX · Jul 23, 2022

2

Scallops & Risotto (good-adjacent) District Kitchen · Austin, TX · Jul 23, 2022

2

Truffled Fries District Kitchen · Austin, TX · Jul 23, 2022

2

Blueberry Lemon Cake District Kitchen · Austin, TX · Jul 23, 2022

2

Caesar Salad Red Ash · Austin, TX · Jul 22, 2022

2

Agnolotti (get the papparadellle next time) Red Ash · Austin, TX · Jul 22, 2022

2

Apple Crostata (dessert) Red Ash · Austin, TX · Jul 22, 2022

2

Hot Doughnuts (dessert) Red Ash · Austin, TX · Jul 22, 2022

2

Satan's Circus (cocktail) Red Ash · Austin, TX · Jul 22, 2022

2

Ponche (cocktail) Comedor · Austin, TX · Jul 20, 2022

2

Quesadilla Comedor · Austin, TX · Jul 20, 2022

2

Grilled Carrots Comedor · Austin, TX · Jul 20, 2022

2

Carajillo (cocktail) Comedor · Austin, TX · Jul 20, 2022

2

Ravioli Piccolo Sogno ($26) Piccolo Sogno · Chicago, IL · Jul 12, 2022

2

Pappardelle con Cinchiale ($29) Piccolo Sogno · Chicago, IL · Jul 12, 2022

2

Steak Aguachile Negro (you get a lot of steak) Salt & Time · Austin, TX · Jul 11, 2022

2

Butcher's Burger Salt & Time · Austin, TX · Jul 11, 2022

2

Carbonara Salt & Time · Austin, TX · Jul 11, 2022

2

Ice Cream Salt & Time · Austin, TX · Jul 11, 2022

2

Key Lime Cheesecake Pie Salt & Time · Austin, TX · Jul 11, 2022

2

Pork Chop Olamaie · Austin, TX · Jul 10, 2022

2

Biscuit (super dry) Olamaie · Austin, TX · Jul 10, 2022

2

A Love Supreme (drink) Olamaie · Austin, TX · Jul 10, 2022

2

All Too Well (drink) Olamaie · Austin, TX · Jul 10, 2022

2

Coconut Lime Pudding Olamaie · Austin, TX · Jul 10, 2022

2

Chocolate Olamaie · Austin, TX · Jul 10, 2022

2

Escargot Peche · Austin, TX · Jul 9, 2022

2

Caesar Peche · Austin, TX · Jul 9, 2022

2

Mash Ups Swift's Attic · Austin, TX · Jul 8, 2022

2

The Dude Abides Swift's Attic · Austin, TX · Jul 8, 2022

2

Gran Pepino (drink) Ranch 616 · Austin, TX · Jul 7, 2022

2

Crispy Oysters (fried) Ranch 616 · Austin, TX · Jul 7, 2022

2

Quesadilla Ranch 616 · Austin, TX · Jul 7, 2022

2

Caesar Salad Ranch 616 · Austin, TX · Jul 7, 2022

2

Pork Chop Ranch 616 · Austin, TX · Jul 7, 2022

2

Divorced Quail Ranch 616 · Austin, TX · Jul 7, 2022

2

Chocolate Torte Ranch 616 · Austin, TX · Jul 7, 2022

2

Fried Pie Ranch 616 · Austin, TX · Jul 7, 2022

2

Nanner Pudding Ranch 616 · Austin, TX · Jul 7, 2022

2

Shrimp Har Gow (Amy liked) Lin · Austin, TX · Jun 26, 2022

2

Volcano Crispy Shrimp Lin · Austin, TX · Jun 26, 2022

2

Braised Pork Shank w/ Steam Bun Lin · Austin, TX · Jun 26, 2022

2

Chocolate Bulldog Mousse (shaped like a bulldog - kind of cool) Lin · Austin, TX · Jun 26, 2022

2

Burrata Vespaio · Austin, TX · May 30, 2022

2

Carpaccio (Andrew apparently liked?) Vespaio · Austin, TX · May 30, 2022

2

Cont Carrots Vespaio · Austin, TX · May 30, 2022

2

Crispy Polenta (Paul - Good) Boia De · Miami, FL · May 12, 2022

2

Beef Tartare Boia De · Miami, FL · May 12, 2022

2

Bone Marrow Boia De · Miami, FL · May 12, 2022

2

Gnocchi Boia De · Miami, FL · May 12, 2022

2

Lamb Ribs Boia De · Miami, FL · May 12, 2022

2

Carrot Cake Boia De · Miami, FL · May 12, 2022

2

Ice Cream + Sorbet Boia De · Miami, FL · May 12, 2022

2

Szechuan Spicy Cucumber Lin · Austin, TX · May 1, 2022

2

Akaushi Beef Potstickers Lin · Austin, TX · May 1, 2022

2

Braised Pork Shank with Steam Bun (Andrew said Excellent??) Lin · Austin, TX · May 1, 2022

2

Dan Dan Noodle Lin · Austin, TX · May 1, 2022

2

Burger The Grey Market · Austin, TX · Apr 27, 2022

2

Fried Chicken Sandwich The Grey Market · Austin, TX · Apr 27, 2022

2

Poutine (very much not poutine) Hopfields · Austin, TX · Apr 8, 2022

2

Salmon Crudo ($22 - very small plate) Hopfields · Austin, TX · Apr 8, 2022

2

Fried Oysters ($9 for 3 fried oysters w/ a salsa) Hopfields · Austin, TX · Apr 8, 2022

2

Buffalo Chicken (not very buffalo-y) Meat & Bread · Austin, TX · Mar 24, 2022

2

Porchetta (too fatty Meat & Bread · Austin, TX · Mar 24, 2022

2

too bland) Meat & Bread · Austin, TX · Mar 24, 2022

2

Verde Enchiladas Mi Trailita Y Mas · Austin, TX · Mar 23, 2022

2

Paradillo (mixed steak & chicken fajita) plate Mi Trailita Y Mas · Austin, TX · Mar 23, 2022

2

Pu-Pu Platter Tiki Tatsu-ya · Austin, TX · Mar 23, 2022

2

Beef ribs Terry Black's · Austin, TX · Feb 28, 2022

2

original sausage Terry Black's · Austin, TX · Feb 28, 2022

2

Vato pizza Dough Boys · Austin, TX · Feb 27, 2022

2

Spicy Boneless Chicken Pocha K · San Jose, CA · Feb 20, 2022

2

Little Gems Nopa · San Francisco, CA · Feb 19, 2022

2

Malt Shop drink Nopa · San Francisco, CA · Feb 19, 2022

2

Panna Cotta Nopa · San Francisco, CA · Feb 19, 2022

2

Cheese NY slice Sunset Squares Slice Shop · San Francisco, CA · Feb 19, 2022

2

pepperoni Detroit slice Sunset Squares Slice Shop · San Francisco, CA · Feb 19, 2022

2

Whipped Feta aba · Austin, TX · Feb 1, 2022

2

Salmon Crudo aba · Austin, TX · Feb 1, 2022

2

Brussels Sprouts (Paul - G) aba · Austin, TX · Feb 1, 2022

2

Braised Lamb in Eggplant aba · Austin, TX · Feb 1, 2022

2

Lemon Meringue Greek Yogurt aba · Austin, TX · Feb 1, 2022

2

Gruyere Popovers (Max said "very good") Foreign & Domestic · Austin, TX · Jan 28, 2022

2

Parisian Gnocchi w/ mushrooms Foreign & Domestic · Austin, TX · Jan 28, 2022

2

pommes frites Foreign & Domestic · Austin, TX · Jan 28, 2022

2

Mushroom Creme Brulee Foreign & Domestic · Austin, TX · Jan 28, 2022

2

Chicken Parm Azzurro · Aruba · Jan 21, 2022

2

Linguine Frutti di Mare Azzurro · Aruba · Jan 21, 2022

2

Risotto (side) Azzurro · Aruba · Jan 21, 2022

2

Tiramisu Azzurro · Aruba · Jan 21, 2022

2

Bibb Lettuce Herbsaint · New Orleans, LA · Jan 18, 2022

2

Cornmeal Fried Oysters Herbsaint · New Orleans, LA · Jan 18, 2022

2

Banana Brown Butter Tart Herbsaint · New Orleans, LA · Jan 18, 2022

2

Everything else Palm & Pine · New Orleans, LA · Jan 17, 2022

2

Falafel Plate Shaya · New Orleans, LA · Jan 17, 2022

2

Israeli Salad Shaya · New Orleans, LA · Jan 17, 2022

2

Lamb Burger Shaya · New Orleans, LA · Jan 17, 2022

2

Kvaroy Salmon Shaya · New Orleans, LA · Jan 17, 2022

2

Ashta Knafeh Shaya · New Orleans, LA · Jan 17, 2022

2

Everything Yinzer's Amazing Cheesesteaks · New Orleans, LA · Jan 17, 2022

2

Cauliflower Vespaio · Austin, TX · Jan 14, 2022

2

Broccoli Vespaio · Austin, TX · Jan 14, 2022

2

Brussels Vespaio · Austin, TX · Jan 14, 2022

2

Tiramisu Vespaio · Austin, TX · Jan 14, 2022

2

The constructed sandwiches Briscuits · Austin, TX · Jan 13, 2022

2

Jewboy Burger Jewboy Burgers · Austin, TX · Jan 11, 2022

2

Tacos Al Pastor Fonda San Miguel · Austin, TX · Jan 8, 2022

2

Tacos Al Carbon Fonda San Miguel · Austin, TX · Jan 8, 2022

2

Pato en Salsa Verde Fonda San Miguel · Austin, TX · Jan 8, 2022

2

Crepas de Cajeta Fonda San Miguel · Austin, TX · Jan 8, 2022

2

Fried Bread w/ Sea Salt Peche · New Orleans, LA · Jan 4, 2022

2

Spicy Ground Shrimp w/ Noodles Peche · New Orleans, LA · Jan 4, 2022

2

Crispy Broccoli Peche · New Orleans, LA · Jan 4, 2022

2

Goute w/ Brochette Galatoire's · New Orleans, LA · Jan 2, 2022

2

Escargot Galatoire's · New Orleans, LA · Jan 2, 2022

2

Fried Eggplant Galatoire's · New Orleans, LA · Jan 2, 2022

2

FRD Trout w/ Lump Crabmeat Galatoire's · New Orleans, LA · Jan 2, 2022

2

Meuniere Amandine Galatoire's · New Orleans, LA · Jan 2, 2022

2

Cheesecake Galatoire's · New Orleans, LA · Jan 2, 2022

2

Caramel Cup Custard Galatoire's · New Orleans, LA · Jan 2, 2022

2

Raspberry Sorbet Galatoire's · New Orleans, LA · Jan 2, 2022

2

Snow pea leaves (Din Ho's snow pea leaves way better Asia Cafe · Austin, TX · Dec 27, 2021

2

Liver Mousse Salty Sow · Austin, TX · Dec 21, 2021

2

Bowboy Boudin Deckhand Oyster Bar · Austin, TX · Nov 19, 2021

2

Moo-Ping (Pork Skewers) Deckhand Oyster Bar · Austin, TX · Nov 19, 2021

2

Desserts (Royal Thai Cake Deckhand Oyster Bar · Austin, TX · Nov 19, 2021

2

Keylime Cheesecake Deckhand Oyster Bar · Austin, TX · Nov 19, 2021

2

Sweet Mango Rice) Deckhand Oyster Bar · Austin, TX · Nov 19, 2021

2

Gnochetti Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · Nov 19, 2021

2

Rice Pudding Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · Nov 19, 2021

2

Chicken Breast Burger The Devil's Advocate · Edinburgh, Scotland · Nov 12, 2021

2

Pork Belly The Devil's Advocate · Edinburgh, Scotland · Nov 12, 2021

2

Chicken Wings The Devil's Advocate · Edinburgh, Scotland · Nov 12, 2021

2

Mix Croquets Deli La Tasca · Galway · Nov 9, 2021

2

Beef Cheek Pitta Soup was good Ard Bia · Galway · Nov 8, 2021

2

Oreo Milkshake (it seemed like they mixed it w/ the cinnamon milkshake) Buddy's Burgers · Austin, TX · Oct 28, 2021

2

Chicken Wings Sazan · Austin, TX · Oct 26, 2021

2

Banana Escabeche Canje · Austin, TX · Oct 13, 2021

2

Melons Canje · Austin, TX · Oct 13, 2021

2

Blue Prawns Canje · Austin, TX · Oct 13, 2021

2

Beef Curry Canje · Austin, TX · Oct 13, 2021

2

Rice Canje · Austin, TX · Oct 13, 2021

2

Black Cake Canje · Austin, TX · Oct 13, 2021

2

Braised Prime Rib Wing Lei · Las Vegas, NV · Oct 10, 2021 Mediocre

2

Lobster Roll One Fish Raw Bar · San Jose, CA · Oct 4, 2021

2

Panna Cotta One Fish Raw Bar · San Jose, CA · Oct 4, 2021

2

Fresh Fish Sidecar · San Jose, CA · Oct 3, 2021

2

Lamb Sliders Sidecar · San Jose, CA · Oct 3, 2021

2

Cauliflower Sidecar · San Jose, CA · Oct 3, 2021

2

Chicken Wings Sidecar · San Jose, CA · Oct 3, 2021

2

Sammie's Neopolitan Gelato Sundae Sammie's Italian · Austin, TX · Oct 2, 2021

2

Croque Madame Peche · Austin, TX · Sep 18, 2021

$18.00 2

Pastrami Reuben (thin pastrami was whatever, bread was good) Leven Deli · Denver, CO · May 23, 2021 6.5

2

Cricket Burger (pepperjack, grilled onion, lettuce Cherry Cricket · Denver, CO · May 22, 2021 6)

2

Ribs (smothered in sauce Earl's · Denver, CO · May 22, 2021 6). Chicken (hot - 5).

2

Cheese Curd + Pepper (6), Edamame (6), Strawberry Cheesecake Empanada (6) Linger · Denver, CO · May 22, 2021

2

Pepperoni slice (5) Slice Works · Denver, CO · May 22, 2021

2

Cinnamon Mochi Muffin (6.5) Third Culture · Denver, CO · May 22, 2021

2

Pepperoni slice (6). Chicken Penne slice (5). Ian's Pizza · Denver, CO · May 20, 2021

2

The golfing. Also maybe two drinks. Urban Putt · Denver, CO · May 20, 2021

2

Mostly everything else. Uroko · Austin, TX · May 18, 2021

1

Panini w/ Focaccia, Porchetta, Stracciatella, Mustard Aioli Eataly · Las Vegas, NV · Apr 11, 2026 Disgusting.

$25.00 1

Panini w/ Focaccia, Prosciutto, Mozerella, Calabrian Aioli Eataly · Las Vegas, NV · Apr 11, 2026 This was the better configuration, but the bread was so stale. Max and Paul both chose this configuration.

$25.00 1

duck + bone broth and charred shallot Ada's · Las Vegas, NV · Apr 11, 2026 Duck not good

$23.00 1

Ossobuco “My Way” Sinatra · Las Vegas, NV · Apr 10, 2026 Maybe I don't like Ossobuco, but we left quite a bit on the plate.

$75.00 1

Prime Kot Dung Sim (#02 - Fresh Prime Ribeye) Gooyi Gooyi · San Jose, CA · Apr 6, 2026 Just not great. Too chewy, not great flavor.

$48.99 1

Hang Jung Sal (#12 - Pork Neck Marinated in Sesame Oil/Salt/Pepper) Gooyi Gooyi · San Jose, CA · Apr 6, 2026 Kevin liked it because he said it's more "steaky" than pork belly. I just don't think it tasted good enough. The texture was weird because it was kind of tough on the outside but melty-ish on the inside.

$29.99 1

Porterhouse Van Horn's · Austin, TX · Mar 10, 2026 What an incredible waste of money. You're a steakhouse! How can you be bad at making steaks? Especially the $185 ones!!

$185.00 1

Shepherd's Pie Van Horn's · Austin, TX · Mar 10, 2026 Slop. How are the two mains the worst dishes?!

$38.00 1

Grilled Pork Belly Casa Bianca · Austin, TX · Mar 3, 2026 I was really excited for this dish and it was easily the most disappointing. Flavorless. Pork overcooked/too dry. I do like the pear. guanciale + date relish, caramelized pear

$31.00 1

Dau Hu Tofu NG Phocific Standard Time (PST) · Seattle, WA · Feb 20, 2026

$17.00 1

Flannery Beef 14 Day Dry Aged Ribeye 12oz Bar Zola · Palo Alto, CA · Feb 6, 2026

$72.00 1

sauce bordelaise Bar Zola · Palo Alto, CA · Feb 6, 2026

1

38 North Duck Breast Bar Zola · Palo Alto, CA · Feb 6, 2026

$48.00 1

HOUSE DUCK SAUSAGE - sweet potato pureé - WINTER GREENS - hazelnut crumble - HUCKLEBERRY demi Bar Zola · Palo Alto, CA · Feb 6, 2026

1

Pho Dip Combo - Banh Mi Protein Steak w/ Beef Broth Vinason Pho Kitchen · Seattle, WA · Feb 2, 2026

1

Rogan Josh (chewy, tough, so many bones) Zaika · Seattle, WA · Jan 11, 2026

1

Shrimp & Pork Wontons - terrible texture, not good flavor, would not get again Supreme Dumplings · Seattle, WA · Jan 10, 2026

1

Final Cut (Singani 63, Lemon, Raspberry and Lychee Cordial, Egg Yolk, Splash of Soda) Rob Roy · Seattle, WA · Jan 9, 2026

1

Billy Ray Valentine (cocktail - my notes were "not for me") Vespaio · Austin, TX · Jan 7, 2026

1

Chicken Pot Pie (my three favorite things - super undercooked veggies, removable top) Parlour · Minneapolis, MN · Jan 4, 2026

1

Pork Belly (inedible - so overcooked and chewy and somehow dry) Korean Charcoal Spring BBQ · San Jose, CA · Dec 21, 2025

1

Le Beef Burger Fish Shop · Austin, TX · Dec 5, 2025 wagyu quarter pounder w/ American cheese, secret sauce, and shop pickles on a toasted bun w/ frites (soaked in Dill)

$19.85 1

HH Moo Ping Bangrak Market · Seattle, WA · Nov 23, 2025

1

Pimenta Shishito, Carrot Cake Shot Lonely Siren · Seattle, WA · Nov 16, 2025

1

High Roller Sampler Planet Hollywood · Orlando, FL · Oct 19, 2025

1

Texas Beef Lutie's · Austin, TX · Sep 17, 2025 Texas Wagyu, Oyster Mushrooms, Sweet Potato

$50.00 1

Focaccia (+$4 for Meatballs) La Volta Pizza Club · Austin, TX · Jun 26, 2025

1

Tacos Carne Asada (tasted like white person taco night) Ayayay · Chicago, IL · Apr 29, 2025

1

Porterhouse (strip side) Gibson's Bar and Steakhouse · Chicago, IL · Apr 14, 2025

1

Caccio de Lengua Fonda Lo Que Hay · Panama City, FL · Feb 22, 2025

1

Hokkaido Garlic Miso Gold Ramen (Sofia), Szechuan Tori Paitan Gold Ramen (mine) Birdman Ramen · Chicago, IL · Feb 20, 2025

1

Smoked Brisket Ramen (brisket was super dry, would not get again, thought the noodles were weak, too) Ramen-San Deluxe · Chicago, IL · Oct 10, 2024

1

Oreo Secret (just very unflavorful), Tiger King boba Legend Tasty House · Chicago, IL · Aug 24, 2024

1

Hokkaido Uni, Unagi Nigiri (super thin, easily worst/most disappointing bite of the night) Uchiba · Austin, TX · Aug 13, 2024

1

Zucchini Dip (lol it's queso but bad), Hot Turkey Sandwich Vinaigrette · Austin, TX · Aug 13, 2024

1

Hummus Pops for Champagne & Watershed · Chicago, IL · May 21, 2024

1

Gold Rush attempt (put in pure honey which froze in bottom of glass) Nonnina · Chicago, IL · May 10, 2024

1

B&G cocktail, Short Rib, Potatoes, Chicken Dario · Minneapolis, MN · Apr 13, 2024

1

Valentine cocktail, Gnocchi w/ Cauliflower & Orange Bar La Grassa · Minneapolis, MN · Apr 12, 2024

1

Espresso Martini, Desert Sun, Fried Chicken Sando Little Tijuana · Minneapolis, MN · Apr 11, 2024

1

Sausage Buona · Chicago, IL · Mar 20, 2024

1

Chicken fajita taco (lol sooooo bad), brisket taco (dry sliced brisket slices) Tyson's Tacos · Austin, TX · Mar 11, 2024

1

Penicillin (way too much lemon juice) Donato Enoteca · San Francisco, CA · Feb 14, 2024

1

Tiger Cry Bao. Hot Fried Chicken Bun. Hiramasa (Amberjack). Toasted Black Rice. Fried Tteokbokki. Uchiba · Austin, TX · Feb 6, 2024

1

Oxtail Plate (so little meat) Traphouse Carribean · Austin, TX · Jan 26, 2024

1

Kimchi Arancini Balls. Salt & Pepper Squid. Banana Nutella Spring Rolls (tasted more like oil than banana or nutella). Peached Tortilla · Austin, TX · Jan 25, 2024

1

Pepperoni Pizza Cannon & Belle · Austin, TX · Jan 18, 2024

1

Half Fries w/ Aioli which had a lime kick to it (not a fan) Nice Guy Food Co · Chicago, IL · Sep 22, 2023

1

Spicy Beef Cashew Korma Ah Sing Den · Austin, TX · Aug 25, 2023

1

Mochi Trio Ah Sing Den · Austin, TX · Aug 25, 2023

1

Tres Leches (for a tres leches) Habana · Austin, TX · Aug 25, 2023

1

Ricotta Tortellini (in a carrot beurre blanc) Gray Market · Austin, TX · Aug 23, 2023

1

Duck & Shrimp (so impressively bad) Gray Market · Austin, TX · Aug 23, 2023

1

Bones & Frites (it just didn't work with the fries) Peche · Austin, TX · Jul 29, 2023

1

Mushroom Pasta (we ordered the Rabbit Pasta Peche · Austin, TX · Jul 29, 2023

1

the guy put in the wrong dish - told us he has a hard time hearing AFTER we ordered) Peche · Austin, TX · Jul 29, 2023

1

Carrots (too hard) Comedor · Austin, TX · Jul 22, 2023

1

Parisian Elote Gnocchi 93-Til · Houston, TX · Jun 28, 2023

1

Shrimp 93-Til · Houston, TX · Jun 28, 2023

1

Shinjuku City (drink) 93-Til · Houston, TX · Jun 28, 2023

1

2 Cookies 93-Til · Houston, TX · Jun 28, 2023

1

Jumbo pretzel (how can it be so dry?) McGuire's Pub · Pensacola, FL · Jun 27, 2023

1

Trash! (smoked rib trimmings in a cast iron - very dry meat) McGuire's Pub · Pensacola, FL · Jun 27, 2023

1

spinach/artichoke dip (chips were flaky/airy McGuire's Pub · Pensacola, FL · Jun 27, 2023

1

dip flavorless) McGuire's Pub · Pensacola, FL · Jun 27, 2023

1

LN Prime Rib Sandwich (very dry meat McGuire's Pub · Pensacola, FL · Jun 27, 2023

1

Bigoli al Limone (lemon pasta - you don't like this) Via Farina · Omaha, NE · Jun 23, 2023

1

Infusion Lager Crescent Moon · Omaha, NE · Jun 21, 2023

1

Brussels Sprouts Fizzy's Fountain & Liquors · Omaha, NE · Jun 21, 2023

1

Strozzapretti Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · May 24, 2023

1

PEI Mussels (Steve said Good) Cafe Malta · Austin, TX · May 23, 2023

1

Grilled carrots (again!!) Odd Duck · Austin, TX · May 14, 2023

1

Crispy Sui Mai Lin · Austin, TX · Apr 24, 2023

1

Burrata Nido · Austin, TX · Apr 19, 2023

1

Lamb Ragu (no flavor Nido · Austin, TX · Apr 19, 2023

1

Max complained about this and got us a 20% friends&family discount) Nido · Austin, TX · Apr 19, 2023

1

Wings Mr. Pimento · Austin, TX · Apr 14, 2023

1

Jackfruit Mr. Pimento · Austin, TX · Apr 14, 2023

1

Tampa-Style Lager Cigar City Brewing · Tampa, FL · Apr 9, 2023

1

Mango Papas Doc Ford's · St. Petersburg, FL · Apr 8, 2023

1

Queso Fundido (very much not queso fundido) Columbia Restaurant · Tampa, FL · Apr 7, 2023

1

Materva soda (way too sweet and earthy) Hemingway's Cuban Kitchen · Tampa, FL · Apr 7, 2023

1

Dream Tiger (cocktail) Vespaio · Austin, TX · Apr 5, 2023

1

Cherry Jubilee freeze (it's not an ICEE Uptown Sports Club · Austin, TX · Apr 4, 2023

1

it's like yogurt based) Uptown Sports Club · Austin, TX · Apr 4, 2023

1

Grilled Cheese Burrito (w/ chicken) Taco Bell · Austin, TX · Mar 30, 2023

1

New York Strip Steak (what are we doing) Twin Peaks · Austin, TX · Mar 26, 2023

1

White Chocolate and Strawberry pancakes Magia Di Farina · Tokyo · Mar 24, 2023

1

Pickled Green Mango in Citrus Syrup Bangkok Bold Kitchen · Bangkok · Mar 12, 2023

1

Pork & Shrimp with Shrimp Paste Bangkok Bold Kitchen · Bangkok · Mar 12, 2023

1

Wagyu Beef (not good for $26) Jinroku Anti · Tokyo · Mar 10, 2023

1

Arroz con Leche Sol Calypso (drink) Canje · Austin, TX · Mar 5, 2023

1

3 dishes!! Radish Lenoir · Austin, TX · Feb 24, 2023

1

Pork Chop (overcooked Lenoir · Austin, TX · Feb 24, 2023

1

too much fat) Lenoir · Austin, TX · Feb 24, 2023

1

Shrimp on butternut squash puree on super dense/dry bread Lenoir · Austin, TX · Feb 24, 2023

1

Compressed melon (with anchovy!! so bad) Luminaire · Austin, TX · Feb 16, 2023

1

gnocchi Luminaire · Austin, TX · Feb 16, 2023

1

Camaron "El Ricas" - shrimps with full shells Este · Austin, TX · Jan 18, 2023

1

too messy Este · Austin, TX · Jan 18, 2023

1

too much work Este · Austin, TX · Jan 18, 2023

1

can't eat the shell despite what server says Este · Austin, TX · Jan 18, 2023

1

Cod (Paul liked) Juniper · Austin, TX · Jan 6, 2023

1

Duck Breast (not anywhere near as good as Barley Swine) Juniper · Austin, TX · Jan 6, 2023

1

Pork Chop ($65 - most expensive item ordered) Rosewood Chop House · Austin, TX · Dec 28, 2022

1

Broccoli Rosewood Chop House · Austin, TX · Dec 28, 2022

1

Beef & Broccoli Chinatown Westlake · Austin, TX · Dec 25, 2022

1

General Tso chicken Chinatown Westlake · Austin, TX · Dec 25, 2022

1

Chinatown Lo Mein Chinatown Westlake · Austin, TX · Dec 25, 2022

1

Mexican Martini (who would have guessed!?) Chinatown Westlake · Austin, TX · Dec 25, 2022

1

Raclette vegetables Birdie's · Austin, TX · Dec 22, 2022

1

dessert cheese (Max's dessert) Birdie's · Austin, TX · Dec 22, 2022

1

Tomahawk steak!! Fleming's · Austin, TX · Dec 20, 2022

1

Miso Winter Squash Launderette · Austin, TX · Dec 15, 2022

1

Jalapeno Beef Sausage Mum Foods · Austin, TX · Dec 14, 2022

1

Sweet Potato Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · Nov 20, 2022

1

Pork || Desserts: Good: Black Forest Cake Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · Nov 20, 2022

1

Persimmon sorbet Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · Nov 20, 2022

1

Sorrel Cake Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · Nov 20, 2022

1

Lady Madelines Julie Myrtille Bakery · Austin, TX · Nov 19, 2022

1

Cafe Au Lait (originally forgot the drink Julie Myrtille Bakery · Austin, TX · Nov 19, 2022

1

then only gave me coffee!!) Julie Myrtille Bakery · Austin, TX · Nov 19, 2022

1

Five Sampler (Egg Rolls 1618 Asian Fusion · Austin, TX · Nov 17, 2022

1

Wontons 1618 Asian Fusion · Austin, TX · Nov 17, 2022

1

Pork Belly buns - overcooked) 1618 Asian Fusion · Austin, TX · Nov 17, 2022

1

Lucky Burger (too dry/bland) Tiny Boxwoods · Austin, TX · Nov 16, 2022

1

Muffuletta Pinthouse Pizza (Ben White) · Austin, TX · Nov 8, 2022

1

Bananas Foster Beignets Salty Sow · Austin, TX · Nov 2, 2022

1

Chocolate Truffle Cake Salty Sow · Austin, TX · Nov 2, 2022

1

Braised Pork w/ Tea Mushroom Bamboo House · Austin, TX · Oct 31, 2022

1

El Chavo (drink - tasted like melted popsicle Chapulin Cantina · Austin, TX · Oct 7, 2022

1

too fake sweet Chapulin Cantina · Austin, TX · Oct 7, 2022

1

even for me) Chapulin Cantina · Austin, TX · Oct 7, 2022

1

Mole Pork w/ Coloradito sauce (least flavorful pork I've had Chapulin Cantina · Austin, TX · Oct 7, 2022

1

Pork Sando Choo Sando · Austin, TX · Oct 6, 2022

1

Streisand Effect (drink) Ettan · Palo Alto, CA · Sep 30, 2022

1

Sesame Leaf Ettan · Palo Alto, CA · Sep 30, 2022

1

Black Pepper Cauliflower Ettan · Palo Alto, CA · Sep 30, 2022

1

Chocolate Oblong (dessert) Ettan · Palo Alto, CA · Sep 30, 2022

1

Chicken Parm (no breading?) Tommasos · San Francisco, CA · Sep 30, 2022

1

Pizza Tommasos · San Francisco, CA · Sep 30, 2022 "GolfLand pizza"

1

Westside Dirty Frank's · Columbus, OH · Sep 25, 2022

1

Bestside! Dirty Frank's · Columbus, OH · Sep 25, 2022

1

Central Schiller Perk (their espresso martini) Lindey's · Columbus, OH · Sep 24, 2022

1

Pork Chop (super dry Maie Day · Austin, TX · Sep 13, 2022

1

bland) Maie Day · Austin, TX · Sep 13, 2022

1

Bloomin' Onion (my fault Maie Day · Austin, TX · Sep 13, 2022

1

have to order it) Maie Day · Austin, TX · Sep 13, 2022

1

Bluefin tuna Devil May Care · Austin, TX · Aug 24, 2022

1

Jumbo prawn Devil May Care · Austin, TX · Aug 24, 2022

1

Mahi gyro Devil May Care · Austin, TX · Aug 24, 2022

1

DMC sliders Devil May Care · Austin, TX · Aug 24, 2022

1

American Papi's · Austin, TX · Aug 18, 2022

1

Grilled Octopus (super tough) Comedor · Austin, TX · Aug 17, 2022

1

Chicken Flautas Fresa's · Austin, TX · Aug 12, 2022

1

Rabbit Roulade Lutie's · Austin, TX · Aug 9, 2022

1

Garlic Naan Jaipur Palace · Austin, TX · Aug 3, 2022

1

Jaipur Mix Grill Jaipur Palace · Austin, TX · Aug 3, 2022

1

Papadom Jaipur Palace · Austin, TX · Aug 3, 2022

1

Tamal Vixen's Wedding · Austin, TX · Jul 31, 2022

1

Wings Vixen's Wedding · Austin, TX · Jul 31, 2022

1

Pork Chop Vixen's Wedding · Austin, TX · Jul 31, 2022

1

Strawberry & Mango Custard (bubbles!!) Vixen's Wedding · Austin, TX · Jul 31, 2022

1

Strozapreti Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · Jul 24, 2022

1

Pork Belly Mac District Kitchen · Austin, TX · Jul 23, 2022

1

Tabouli District Kitchen · Austin, TX · Jul 23, 2022

1

Harbison Cheese Fonduta Red Ash · Austin, TX · Jul 22, 2022

1

NY Strip Comedor · Austin, TX · Jul 20, 2022

1

Frittura - fried calamari and shrimp ($24) Piccolo Sogno · Chicago, IL · Jul 12, 2022

1

Maiale - pork ribs ($32) Piccolo Sogno · Chicago, IL · Jul 12, 2022

1

Papi Churro Swift's Attic · Austin, TX · Jul 8, 2022

1

The Laureate (prepared tableside Midnight Cowboy · Austin, TX · Jul 7, 2022

1

by a guy who fumbled his way through the ingredients Midnight Cowboy · Austin, TX · Jul 7, 2022

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then just swirled them around in a rocks glass Midnight Cowboy · Austin, TX · Jul 7, 2022

1

tasted very syrupy) Midnight Cowboy · Austin, TX · Jul 7, 2022

1

The Old Gardner (like red cough syrup) Midnight Cowboy · Austin, TX · Jul 7, 2022

1

Camarones Rellenos Ranch 616 · Austin, TX · Jul 7, 2022

1

Frog Legs Ranch 616 · Austin, TX · Jul 7, 2022

1

Ranch Ribeye Ranch 616 · Austin, TX · Jul 7, 2022

1

Ranch Water Ranch 616 · Austin, TX · Jul 7, 2022

1

Marinated Mussels Boia De · Miami, FL · May 12, 2022

1

Cristpy Sui Mai Lin · Austin, TX · May 1, 2022

1

Roasted Cooks Venture Chicken Juniper · Austin, TX · Apr 22, 2022

1

Grilled Ribeye Steak Juniper · Austin, TX · Apr 22, 2022

1

Lamb Bolognese ($34 - worse than Il Brutto) Hopfields · Austin, TX · Apr 8, 2022

1

Lobster Roll (inedible Hopfields · Austin, TX · Apr 8, 2022

1

Cacio e Pepe Il Brutto · Austin, TX · Apr 6, 2022

1

Gnocchi Il Brutto · Austin, TX · Apr 6, 2022

1

Fries (only come with Steak Frites Meat & Bread · Austin, TX · Mar 24, 2022

1

like Clark's Meat & Bread · Austin, TX · Mar 24, 2022

1

but crunchy throughout) Meat & Bread · Austin, TX · Mar 24, 2022

1

Butter Mochi (not ice cream somehow!!) Tiki Tatsu-ya · Austin, TX · Mar 23, 2022

1

Achiote Roasted Carrots Odd Duck · Austin, TX · Mar 19, 2022

1

Brisket Sandwiches Distant Relatives · Austin, TX · Feb 27, 2022

1

Spicy Peanuts Distant Relatives · Austin, TX · Feb 27, 2022

1

Black Eyed Peas w/ Burnt Ends Distant Relatives · Austin, TX · Feb 27, 2022

1

Yuzu Salmon Sashimi Pocha K · San Jose, CA · Feb 20, 2022

1

Pocha Fries Pocha K · San Jose, CA · Feb 20, 2022

1

Cheese Pork Cutlet Pocha K · San Jose, CA · Feb 20, 2022

1

Fried Brussels Sprouts (too lemony) Nopa · San Francisco, CA · Feb 19, 2022

1

Bucatini Nopa · San Francisco, CA · Feb 19, 2022

1

Lemon Garlic Wings Sunset Squares Slice Shop · San Francisco, CA · Feb 19, 2022

1

Buttered Beet Spatzle Orchard City Kitchen · San Jose, CA · Feb 18, 2022

1

44 Farms Bavette Steak - not good consistency Foreign & Domestic · Austin, TX · Jan 28, 2022

1

Cesare salad Azzurro · Aruba · Jan 21, 2022

1

Bergamotto Spritz (drink) Herbsaint · New Orleans, LA · Jan 18, 2022

1

Cucurrucucu (drink) Fonda San Miguel · Austin, TX · Jan 8, 2022

1

Camarones En Chipotle (Steve - G) Fonda San Miguel · Austin, TX · Jan 8, 2022

1

Tres Leches (for Tres Leches) Fonda San Miguel · Austin, TX · Jan 8, 2022

1

Brabant Potato (!!) Galatoire's · New Orleans, LA · Jan 2, 2022

1

Beijing Duck ($50) Din Ho Chinese BBQ · Austin, TX · Dec 25, 2021

1

Lobster in Garlic ($50) Din Ho Chinese BBQ · Austin, TX · Dec 25, 2021

1

Potstickers Din Ho Chinese BBQ · Austin, TX · Dec 25, 2021

1

Eggrolls Din Ho Chinese BBQ · Austin, TX · Dec 25, 2021

1

Oysters La Frontera Deckhand Oyster Bar · Austin, TX · Nov 19, 2021

1

Shrimp Po Boy (bread stale/hard/bad) Deckhand Oyster Bar · Austin, TX · Nov 19, 2021

1

Blue Crab (me) Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · Nov 19, 2021

1

Haloumi (Steve - "cat food") Emmer & Rye · Austin, TX · Nov 19, 2021

1

Patatas Bravas Deli La Tasca · Galway · Nov 9, 2021

1

Pork Ribs (boiled??) Deli La Tasca · Galway · Nov 9, 2021

1

Burger Gus O Connor's · Doolin · Nov 9, 2021

1

Bacalaito Canje · Austin, TX · Oct 13, 2021

1

Achar Pickles Canje · Austin, TX · Oct 13, 2021

1

Okra Canje · Austin, TX · Oct 13, 2021

1

Carrots One Fish Raw Bar · San Jose, CA · Oct 4, 2021

1

Brussel Sprouts One Fish Raw Bar · San Jose, CA · Oct 4, 2021

1

Caesar Salad (too fishy) Sidecar · San Jose, CA · Oct 3, 2021

1

Dinner Fingerling's Sidecar · San Jose, CA · Oct 3, 2021

1

Octopus Tostada Sidecar · San Jose, CA · Oct 3, 2021

1

Italiano Cup (drink) Sammie's Italian · Austin, TX · Oct 2, 2021

1

House Limoncello (really?) Sammie's Italian · Austin, TX · Oct 2, 2021

1

Mozzarella Sticks Sammie's Italian · Austin, TX · Oct 2, 2021

1

Warm Burrata Sammie's Italian · Austin, TX · Oct 2, 2021

1

Cacio e Pepe (used cut up lasagne noodles?) Sammie's Italian · Austin, TX · Oct 2, 2021

1

Limone & Pistachio Cannoli Sammie's Italian · Austin, TX · Oct 2, 2021

1

Angry Mac N Cheese (4.5) Cherry Cricket · Denver, CO · May 22, 2021

1

Baked potato slice (3) Slice Works · Denver, CO · May 22, 2021

1

"Finest Matcha" Tea (4) Third Culture · Denver, CO · May 22, 2021

1

Clam (bad), Squid (worst) Uroko · Austin, TX · May 18, 2021

0

Thin Mint Cake The Preacher's Son · Bentonville, AR · Jul 17, 2021